Status: Success

Operation

Return to Classics

Mission Objectives

  • Consume Snax
  • Fly 4 Squares
  • Jump on a playground

Mission Summary

Hey gang! Welcome back to the latest season of SCUL! Tonight, with Excess at the helm and Lordmcfuzz leading the charge, we're gonna hit all the favorite haunts. But first, please welcome babymaggot Mayor Skin, who absolutely nailed her very first HARV ride during shore leave. And, what's this? Meownderthal has brought us another delight for the eyes! Behold, Cat Peech, complete with its very own princess! Goose on the loose! Quick! Someone get him up the ramp.

bzzt Is anyone else seeing this alternate universe Skunk in the transpo? Huh. Must be a glitch in the warp corebzzt

Temps are perfect, the skyways are clear, and Gritty's brand new sparkle cup has disappeared! I mean, we're gonna buzz Union, Davis, Porter and Harvard constellations, by way of smoooooooth new Somerville wormhole. Lincoln Park, with its perfectly proportioned black hole, has the capacity to suck us in and spit us out at the playground for shoreleave to climb around and play pass the Cat Peech. BZZT! a wild Happenstance appears from nowhere, and they have their own swingamathing? BZZT!! Wait. Where'd it go? This is just getting weird. Ooooo. There goes Gritty's cup again. Better stash it in Scully Rancher's basket.

OMG SNAXXX. Snow has brought us the SALTIEST of lemonades and it is SO REFRESHING. Gritty, the Dairy Fairy, distributes cheesestix. And, oh no. Snow and Meownderthal have fallen prey to BROTEIN SHAKES BZZT! bzzt! PROTEIN SHAKES! THEY'RE WHAT PILOTS CRAVE! LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE CONTENT bzzt! bzzt! How did THAT get here?!?!?

Quick, lets get outta here before whatever that is comes back! And! What?!?! How did Gritty's cup escape her backpack?!?! Cup, you're grounded!! Anyway, take us home pirate ship wormhole! I don't wanna get trapped in whatever that is!
FOLLOW FOR UPDATES AND DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dead Bride Albatross 429.144   Aviator
Diva Incineraider 890.001   Aviator First Class
DrClaw Shockwave 463.418   Aviator
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 726.367   Aviator First Class
Gritty Centvrion 90.182  
Grog Bieber Fever 423.907   Aviator
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 1187.49   Petty Officer Third Class
Mayor Skin Spooky Pirate 0  
Meownderthal Cat Peech 483.45   Aviator First Class
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher 290.28   Aviator
Skunk Syntax Error 470.001   Chief Petty Officer
Snow Deep Blue Dream 143.712  
Wombat One Night Stand 303.485   Aviator
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Diva
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator eXceSs
Tailgunner Diva
Emblem Designer Lordmcfuzz
Com-Sat 1 Gritty
Com-Sat 2 Grog
Tool Bag Dead Bride
Flat Bag Mayor Skin
Medi Bag Snow
Wookiee Bag Diva
Ambassador Grog
Chalk Bag Meownderthal
Still Cam Skunk
Airlock DrClaw
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Life Support 3 Dead Bride
Life Support 4 eXceSs
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer eXceSs
Cleaner Meownderthal
Wingmate 01 Snow

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2024.04.13
Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationWhere everyone knows your gang name
Light Years12.445
G-Well Activity1.276
Technical Rating1.625