Pilot

magneato

Pilot Date2007.10.13
Missions48
Total Light Years697.74

magNEAT-O is, well, pretty neat-o. He was absorbed into the collective, betrayed his copilot, Pascal, as SCUL soared through the Davis constellation.
When this pilot existed as an individual, he liked software development, hacking, math, and PVC. At one time he was the figurehead of the ship Pascal's Triangle, blindly piloting a ship controlled by a PVC brain. But now he flies as a SCUL drone. His primary carbon source is macaroni and cheese.
This superhero is impervious to the malodorous and to extremely slow air molecules. Oral surgery strikes no fear into the heart of this SCUL pilot. This pilot is extremely intolerant of solitude especially since he's been absorbed into the collective. Paranoia is a problem.

Warning: Lack of symmetry may provoke paroxysm in this pilot.

If you think this is a lame description, blame Dozer, sucka!

Taskforce

Deck Officer4
Navigator6
Tailgunner1
Com-Sat 11
Tool Bag5
Flat Bag4
Medi Bag5
Wookiee Bag1
Airlock4
Recycler2
Life Support 11
Damage Control5
Mission Reporter2
Compressor Wrangler5
Skynet Operator Pre2

Accolades

Hi-Fives
186
Cups
1
MRC Basic
22
Shields
13
Naked
1

Recruitment

Hosted ByDozer
Enlistment Date2007.09.29
Knighted ByDozer
Pilot Date2007.10.13

Pilots Hosted

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2019.06.22 MAD Quantum Leap Saint Christopher
2016.06.25 MAD Lickety Splat El Guapo
2015.09.12 MAD Hulls Down Saint Christopher
2015.04.11 MAD Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Pale Horse
2014.07.19 MAD Ghost Ship Ez Raider
2013.11.02 MAD Omegamission 2013 Pale Horse
2013.09.14 MAD Funky Mummy Bonnie & Clyde
2013.06.01 MAD Sweet Seventeen Pale Horse
2012.09.22 MAD Where Is Wombat? Yer Mom
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Summer
2011.09.10 MAD À la seconde Two Wrongs
2010.10.09 MAD Skunk Day Episode 2010 The Halting Problem
2010.07.24 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space The Halting Problem
2010.07.10 MAD Heavy Nebula Immersion The Halting Problem
2010.05.29 MAD Gelatinous Cube Immaculate Taco
2010.04.17 MAD From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Skylab
2009.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Ez Raider
2009.10.03 MAD Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Trez Bonz
2009.09.12 MAD Puddle Jumpers Skylab
2009.07.18 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Bonnie & Clyde
2009.06.06 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long The Halting Problem
2009.05.23 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Summer
2009.04.04 MAD Aplhamission Skylab
2008.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Pascal's Triangle
2008.10.11 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Star Hustler
2008.10.04 MAD Skunk Day Bonnie & Clyde
2008.09.27 MAD What, Radiation Again? Summer
2008.09.23 MAD P-Town P-twn P(t)wned Pascal's Triangle
2008.08.26 MAD Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... The Halting Problem
2008.08.09 MAD SCULimpics The Halting Problem
2008.08.02 MAD Lost Boys The Halting Problem
2008.07.26 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess The Halting Problem
2008.07.05 MAD Waltor Day Carnival The Halting Problem
2008.06.28 MAD S'more In Store Skylab
2008.06.14 MAD Kick It Like Vomit Skylab
2008.06.07 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Pascal's Triangle
2008.05.31 MAD Starship Safari Skylab
2008.05.24 MAD Space Truckin' Skylab
2008.05.17 MAD Bicycle Boogie Pascal's Triangle
2008.05.10 MAD Mixtape Pascal's Triangle
2008.05.02 MAD S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Pascal's Triangle
2008.04.19 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Spooky Pirate
2008.04.12 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Skylab
2008.04.05 MAD AlphaMissle 08 War
2007.10.27 MAD Omegamission Pascal's Triangle
2007.10.13 MAD This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Skylab
2007.10.06 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Trez Bonz
2007.09.29 MAD Walking the Party Line Pascal's Triangle
Bronze Cog
2008
Builder
2
Diplomat
1
Valor
2
Patronage
3
Strength
2