SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are a crew of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

What is it like to be a SCUL pilot?

It is fun.

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

Do you have some items you might like to donate?

Season Stats

Missions  16
Light Years  214.35
Pilots  51
Knightings  7
Recruits  21
Ships  56
Builder  3
Diplomat  10
Valor  1
Injury  3
Patronage  3
Strength  9
Sansaspacesuit  1
MRC Medal  18
Hi-Fives  1837
Waves  698
Cups  580
Derby Win  3
 

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2025.07.12

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Destination  New understanding of orbital mechanics

Status Failure
Light Years  14.889
Diplomat  3

19 pilots showed up for Spud's ambitious debut as mission leader. With an intricate backstory of scientific exploration of the benefits of gravity assist loops and heretofore unexplored subgenres of electronic life support, backed by detailed visual aids and thorough...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2025.05.10

Destination  Wallgreens

Status Success
Light Years  0

The mission started off with a few pre-launch mechanicals but we recuperated and interacted with some space locals on the launchpad, exchanging kind words. Then we were off - to the tune of our sonic disruptors playing "Flying Beagle" and...

Star File: Pilot Snow

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High 5!