SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are a crew of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

What is it like to be a SCUL pilot?

It is fun.

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

Do you have some items you might like to donate?

Season Stats

Missions  40
Light Years  872.93
Pilots  73
Knightings  5
Recruits  21
Ships  88
Century  6
Intergalactic  1
Interuniversal  6
Outpost  7
Builder  3
Diplomat  2
Valor  1
Injury  4
Patronage  1
Strength  17
Chic  18
Ingenuity  2
Sansaspacesuit  9
MRC Medal  2
Hi-Fives  1130
Waves  1086
Cups  1630
Derby Win  5
 

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2024.10.12

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Destination  Petunias

Status Success
Light Years  16.732

With just three weeks to go in this 2024 season, Excess led his bittersweet farewell mission before departing for the faraway Chicago System. At the outset, he decreed that all pilots must complete the mission without losing their towel. Those...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2024.08.24

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Destination  Re-Runs

Status Success
Light Years  6

In the evening of Saturday, August 24, 2024, five pilots from the Starchasers gathered to grab their DeLorians, TARDIS's, and spaceships to venture Back in Time at Re-runs ( https://www.facebook.com/rerunsnostalgia/?_rdr ) behind a mysterious Green Door on the notoriously...

Star File: Pilot Skunk

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