SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are a crew of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

What is it like to be a SCUL pilot?

It is fun.

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

Do you have some items you might like to donate?

Season Stats

Missions  7
Light Years  79.18
Pilots  26
Knightings  2
Recruits  4
Ships  38
Builder  2
Diplomat  2
Injury  1
Strength  2
Hi-Fives  725
Waves  284
Cups  265
 

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2025.05.10

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Destination  Positive funkitude

Status Success
Light Years  14.462

For the first week this season, it wasn't pouring radiation during or immediately before the mission, though it was still a little nippy from some showers earlier in the day. Mission leader Bane decreed this week would be a mission...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2025.05.10

Destination  Wallgreens

Status Success
Light Years  0

The mission started off with a few pre-launch mechanicals but we recuperated and interacted with some space locals on the launchpad, exchanging kind words. Then we were off - to the tune of our sonic disruptors playing "Flying Beagle" and...

Star File: Ship Skywarp

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