SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are a crew of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

What is it like to be a SCUL pilot?

It is fun.

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

Do you have some items you might like to donate?

Season Stats

Missions  39
Light Years  729.04
Pilots  63
Knightings  6
Recruits  15
Ships  76
Bronze Cog  1
Stone Cog  2
Century  2
Outpost  11
Builder  2
Diplomat  6
Valor  6
Injury  4
Patronage  15
Strength  9
Chic  12
Sansaspacesuit  7
Flying Ace  1
Hi-Fives  685
Waves  564
Cups  1402
Derby Win  8

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2023.09.24


Destination  Charlie's destination

Status Failure
Light Years  65.910
Century  1
Valor  1

Part I: All aboard the century train! As has become tradition, Fuzz organized a local-ish, modular route designed to allow flexible bail points and interception opportunities, perfect for would-be centurions tempted to dip a toe in before committing to one of...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2023.09.09


Destination  Acushnet Creamery

Status Success
Light Years  10

Greetings fellow pilots of SCUL; this was a hot one and a dangerous one as we flew close to the sun alongside many transports and space weevils which were shielded from the local star's heat (unfortunately the space weevils were...

Star File: Mission Cursed But Not Doomed

Uh oh.