P-Town P-twn P(t)wned

Mission Summary

So five pilots decide to brave crossing the hahbah to check out the
night life of the P-Town system. We put on our day mission specs and
headed to the giant nebulae. We boarded a colossal ship, which
despite its low head clearance, was willing to cross us and the mighty
cloudbuster aboard. The ships captain and crew offered their
blessings and warned us to stay close to the bow of the ship to avoid
sickness as we approached the speed of light.
We arrived in P-Town with great fanfare and met Derek who, on his own
escape pod, offered to be our personal tour guide through the
unchartered starpaths of his system.
Our guide took us to LunaDunesEdgeCampground where we set up a base
camp of operations. Well, most of us. Falcon was apparently a little
light on gear. Good thing Magneato had a big one to keep him warm.

We first headed towards starpath Commercial in search of food
molecules. We had a difficult time getting enough orbital velocity to
fight against the gravitational pull of this starpath but we eventually
found a great Luna that had vegetarian molecules.
Afterwards we explored the area and examined their geology at a local
beach where we met Sophie who boogeyed in the glow of the disco death
star. Much hollering and cheering was about.

We headed to the Luna SquealingPig for some refueling. We met up
with Sammo who convinced us to check out the local Karaoke bar. It
was here that we quickly gained street cred as Skunk was kicked out.
No, it wasn't for his singing.
The pilots then split into two sorties: one on a diplomatic mission
with the band at the Luna SqealingPig and the other to check out the
deep space wormholes.
The next morning pilots headed back across the giant nebula and then
headed back to the fort. At the fort, Falcon was knighted.