Despite having a map, a flashlight, a subspace communicator,
both hands and their ass, this mission was unable to locate the
century. Midway it was discovered that the century was warping
through planet Massachusetts at unheard-of speed while the rendezvous
party straggled down the Minuteman wormhole in the opposite
Pilots Retard and Buckminister will head out from the century to
rendezvous pilots and help raise their spirits for their final
This done, all headed back to Fort Joy for reunion, ZyGoat's
and beer molecules. Win and fail met and annihilated each other in a
burst of cosmic rays.
(addendum by metoikos)
*Inebriated food charging into the midst of the fleet and nearly
unseating several pilots and a maggot in the Davis Constellation.
*Catastrophic booster failure on Kpafun's ship (resulting in a shiny
relic). Skunk's fix which enabled return to base was to tie Kpafun's
foot to the remaining booster with a cut up plasma casing.
*A group effort at the end of the night to hacksaw Strangelove off
fence where Threespeed had anchored it, after the key went missing.
Videos here but I don't know how to embed them:
This mission failed so hard that two days after it happened nobody
signed up for it but a single maggot.
It's OK. We won't tell anyone you were there.