Status: Failure


Soggywheels (Hallowheels 21)

Mission Objectives

* All Pilots or their ships are in costume and recorded via still cam + mission reporter
* Death before Discomfort, it is getting chilly out.
* Consume festive snacks.
* Be {goal of your costume} in two different parks
* Buzz Davis as the radiation is being chill
* Locate a lazy residence that never picked up their Halloween bowl. (10 pts for first call out)
* Attempt to hang out in the old Asylum (with permission)
* Back by midnight

Mission Summary

While in between forts, a hardy crew of 6 pilots met at Perry Park under the radiated trees to participate in an annual mission of costumed exploration. These pilots were not made of sugar and if they were, they must have been old and crusty and thus did not melt away. These pilots had costumes on as their rain gear or under their rain gear and expectations were low for the night as the galaxy has been radiated for the past week and a heavy amount of it was predicted for the mission time.

Lordmcfuzz held fast on the launch time with the reason of "it is going to radiate before the launch and after the launch, so why move it?". The gang was lucky that he did not move it as we caught a cloud busting lucky band of mist rather than pouring radiation for the flying portion of the mission. Mission parameters were presented on the launchpad and promptly thrown out the airlock for more agreeable ones for the situation at hand.

Punchy stepped up to navigate the fleet, even though they got lost getting to the launch pad. They navigated like a pro and provided quips like "I know where I'm going", "Who says we going that way", "which one is elm street" "About face". They even got us stuck in a wormhole behind the Ever Given! We had a good buzz of Soggy Davis and witnessed a anti-gravity flying Skelton along the community path.

Some food on a civi-ship noted we are riding like children, in a happy way, and Tango responded "we will never grow up". PQ had a trick-or-treat moment where they were provided treats from a transport that stopped, rolled their airlock down, and handed out some candy.

We all arrived at the empty old fort and were presently surprised that the door opened up. We marveled at the empty space as we took off our radiation suits. Still cam was active and recorded our activities in this space as requested. Festive treats were had and Excess led a game of disc golf. Lordmcfuzz comically chased a rolling disc for a comically long time. Wombat arrived sopping wet in his traditional costume, missing in-flight intercept despite Pastry Queen's best attempt at assist. Gritty's ship was passed around and lovingly critiqued.

Tango - Agatha from the Grand Budapest Hotel
Lordmcfuzz - Mr. Gustave from the Grand Budapest Hotel
PQ - Captain of the Ever Given container ship
Excess - Sailor upon the Ever Given container ship
Scolly Rancher - The Ever Given container ship
Gritty - spectator who caused a massive pileup with a sign at the Tour de France
Punchy - Taco
Wombat - Wet dog (a.k.a. plaid werewolf)
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
eXceSs Scollay Rancher (Bombardier) 106.069  
Gritty Civilian Ship 52.173  
Lordmcfuzz Boy With Apple 523.253  
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher 140.18  
Punchy Compliance 304.932  
Tango Boy With Apple (Bombardier) 0  
Wombat El Guapo 50.6766  
Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Punchy
Tailgunner Pastry Queen
Com-Sat 1 Gritty
Tool Bag eXceSs
Flat Bag Tango
Wookiee Bag eXceSs
Still Cam Punchy
Life Support 1 Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Lordmcfuzz

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 7 pilots
OriginPerry Park
DestinationCandy Corn Vomit
Light Years4.200
G-Well Activity0.653
Technical Rating1.120