Status: Success


Spiral Bound

Mission Objectives

  • Fly a loose spiral pattern with the fort in the center, exploring, patrolling, and barnacling the local starpaths
  • Maintain high morale despite potential radiation exposure, with hot beverages and sweets
  • Acquire and consume obligatory snacks

Mission Summary

On this week's episode of Submerged Choppers Underwater Legends-
Kilo3 gets knighted
Lordmcfuzz navigates the gang in tight YTesque spirals and swirls
Is the radiation coming from above or below, who can say?
Snow can't resist the siren song of good trash, despite a lack of cargo carrying capacity

Five brave pilots and a lone cadet gathered on the launchpad, prepared to be thoroughly irradiated. Some reflected this more than others. The gang patroled silent, friendly skies, staying in close proximity to the fort in case of rainmergencies. Navigator Fuzz squeezed the absolute maximum number of light years out of the tiny triangle with dizzying, techincal swirls. One black hole called so strongly, the gang were sucked in THREE times.

In the Harvard system, ground radiation was high enough to wash clean the under carriages of all the ships. Snow repeatedly discovered and tried to bring home liquid molecule containment vessels, despite his own lack of carrying capacity.

At long last, thoroughly drenched pilots stopped, drawn in by brightly lit games surfaces. A hoverboard was located, though it didn't levitate any of the ships that attempted it.
The discovery of the hoverboard led to...


With a newly improved knightsaber and reinforcements of hot liquid molecules, Kilo3 attained their pilothood and we hugged and danced and kicked cones in celebration!

With arctic fish pooling in spacesuits, it was time to wring two more light years from the night. One solitary snack was consumed in acknowledge of mission parameters, and as six soggy pilots approached the landing, Skunk waved the knightsaber in triumph. Mission success!

Tune in next week for another riveting edition, where we search out out the bold sans a spacesuit flyers
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Kilo3 Swamp Thing 378.2   Aviator
Leotard Abracadaver 232.61   Aviator
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 776.055   Lieutenant Commander
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher 702.394   Petty Officer Second Class
Skunk Syntax Error 1050.87  
Snow Ez Raider 161.073   Aviator First Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Snow
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner Pastry Queen
Com-Sat 1 Kilo3
Tool Bag Skunk
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Pastry Queen
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Ambassador Skunk
Chalk Bag Skunk
Still Cam Pastry Queen
Airlock Skunk
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Pinner Kilo3
Mission Debriefer Skunk
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Stellar Cartographer Kilo3
Cleaner Lordmcfuzz
Wingmate 01 Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 6 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationLocal Space
Light Years8.159
G-Well Activity0.002
Technical Rating4.267