Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo

Fail. Epic, glorious, supernova fail. We responded to Megaseth's
distress call at which we viewed the cranial remains of an Earth
caprine.

Upon departure from Megaseth's fort Lazarus was discovered to have a
massive hull breach. A small posse was dispatched to return Retard
to
the fort and obtain a replacement ship.

This done, soon after as we proceeded toward an apres-Honk distress
call, the Death Star mast suffered a weld failure leading to its
total
detachment. Kpafun added it to Donkey's load.

The twofold death blow was dealt to this mission when first, as we
neared distress call II we learned from a refugee fleeing the scene
(actually it was sculpilot Vomit)
that it
had been placed into stasis by a sonic disruption field of alien
technology, and was long over. And second, as
the primary thruster of Axeman's ship 666
Swayze Express disintegrated. Much rigging was lost, and a state of
trans-tacovial deformation was achieved.

With Buckminister in charge and Maestro rallying the troops with
Earth
violin dirges, we portioned out Axeman's ship, the Death Star, the
remainder of Donkey's load onto various ships.

We limped home sore and tired but covered with honor. The warm,
sticky kind of honor.

Plus we totally had a scavenger hunt the whole time! I hope we got a
million points.

Classified information: Axeman cried like a little girl.