Shmedal Schmelt

Mission Summary

Greetings fellow pilots of SCUL; this was a hot one and a dangerous one as we flew close to the sun alongside many transports and space weevils which were shielded from the local star's heat (unfortunately the space weevils were not shielded). We flew to get our hands on the delicious and all-sought space ice cream made by awesome space cows. We are happy to announce that the mission was a success; we endured hardship for we had that cosmic funk with us. Oh, and Legehammer introduced his new ship - Blue Danube (named after a classical music masterpiece of the same name - the one that plays on a 2001 Space Odyssey) and the ship is very cool - okay, so maybe it would be even cooler if it had a fan onboard to keep the pilot cool. Anyway, during the mission we had this most fantastic space ice cream and left inspirational messages in a very conspicuous location (back transport landing spot of Market Basket region); did we sticker at least one civilian? I think so. See, the mission was a success. Like - we were successful was the mission was a success.