Why Does It Always Radiate On My Parade?

Mission Summary

we were split from the beginning. it was hard core to the max...
the renegade group was p0VV3n3d111 ! But we got Moose in the end. Holla!
Went to Snarlac and Slugs hizzy...got funky on the way. Much
vocalizing was had. WEEEEEEEEEEE! Stopped by Fort Inman and poked Rock
Stizzy...who met up with us at Fort Magazine...
Once there we drank home brew and sodas, played on the roof, and met
up with pilots on various deviating flights: KTron, MegaSeth, Sammo,
Snarly, Slug, Rock*, and OppO.
We made a card for Barfly...who is healing in Chicago, and brought it
with us to be signed and loved by all.
The ride home was treacherous, but 3 of 5 pilots survived back to base...
with only one near miss crash from a catastophic cup.
Much fun was had.
yay.

PS: wet butts on chopper pilots are hot.
AND HOW!