Status: Success
Making Friends
The Starchasers have recently initiated first contact with a race of beings known as the New Bedford Bicycle Committee. Unfortunately, as we set out to join the NBBC on a trek through deep space, Sage declared a medical emergency. Perhaps, this was due to spending a week of stasis in the distant Jamaican Universe after his wedding with Ladyface. Thankfully, our gracious hosts understood our situation and extended an open invitation to join them on future missions. While an emergency transport was not required, we felt it necessary to return to the launch pad to avoid further injury. Upon our return course, we stumbled upon an ancient and long abandoned wormhole, which indeed warrants further investigation. We will return to study this strange phenomenon in the future.