Status: Success
Bunker Chill
Mission Objectives
climb to Bunker hill monument
prepare to be reborn as maggots
avoid crowds and drunks in transports
Mission Summary
Pre-Mission Activities:
Strange noises were heard from the deep recesses of Fort Berkeley. For lack of a better designation, said noises were dubbed the "Dump Truck".
Smash and Natty Gan lead the effort to decode a super-encrypted message with some success.
USB Pestilence and USB Tradgedy went into drydock for repair.
Gropo demonstrated the proper use of SCUL's new gyroscopic navigation system.
The Mission:
With Waltor as his tailgunner, Megatron successfully navigated the fleet to the Charleston System via Cambridge and the Center for Demonstration of Science. Ice and cold were hinderances, but the troops held up well.
The assault on Breed's Hill, while draining, was highly successful, and SCUL suffered no casualties in taking the
objective, unlike the wussy British.
Once Breed's Hill was taken, merriment ensued, and local civilians joined SCUL members in bodily motions and the consumption of alcohol molecules.
At the stroke of 2400 hours, Skunk was forcibly busted down to the rank of maggot. Gossamer took this opportunity to shed his uniform, and subsequently lost his regulation issued BVD-01s. The BVD-01s were later found and returned to Gossamer.
The fleet stopped at Luna 24 for fuel for the journey back to Fort Berkeley.