Stickem Up

Mission Summary

What a great mission! We met lots of food and proceeded to hand them documents expressing chopper and scul.org. Some didn’t understand, others were afraid. A few decided to comply or face the consequences. Lots of food said they saw us but were afraid to ask. Ice cream molecules were ingested while others partied to chopper groove near Harvard Sq constellation. PigPen and RockStar rendezvoused in constellation central square and joined formation. Derby ensued at Government Center where Grendel championed over all with 3 ribbon grabs and various survival techniques. Maggot SideCar joined SCUL for life and documented the adventure for secret government agencies. No mechanicals were suffered, and we obtained a good number of cups and Hi Fives. Fleet Admiral Skunk amused the troop by crumpling against a cab while giving out propaganda. No lives were lost in the incident. We are keeping tabs on the hits to admire the overflow and measure the bites that are being requested on the Hu-MAN internet as a result of Operation StickemUp.