Alphonsemission '14

Hark! Alphamission is upon us once again! Behold the majesty that is the birth of yet another season of our beloved SCUL. This mission had it all, new ships, new pilots, new rank point levels, and a NewNew TuTu!

Danimal christened his new ship Megas-TuTu, and Piranha also unveiled her latest build, a collaboration between Nosepicker's parts, Danimal's welding, Pecan's painting, and Piranha's design. A rechristened Chutes & Ladders also made its debut after suffering a massive hull breach at the end of last season.

Skunk, still recovering from his injuries sustained while fighting crime several months ago, opted to stay closer to the ground this evening, and with the help of Dr.Claw set up a thumping sonic disruptor array in Starhustler's basket.

Fresh babymaggots Snow, Runt, Fang, Red 40, and four crawling maggots joined 25 seasoned pilots on a mission to show Father Winter that he'd better not show his face around here for at least another 9 months. High fives and cheers aplenty were had from the civilian population. Much merriment was had, and a dirty dirty snowbank was beaten up as we were observed by the STs, who did not show objection.

A smaller artificial snowbank agent of Father Winter was located and equally decimated, but there are reports that it contained more than ice.