Status: Failure


Largest Parade Formation Ever

It was a beautiful morning, but when we launched from the fort the radiation started. The weather lords were kind and stopped spitting at us right before the parade started to launch. Dr. Claw was able to wait them out and only launched from his fort after they were done.

They told us to take us as much space as possible to separate School of Honk and the band of drums behind us [ANOVA Brasil]. So we performed the largest parade formation ever!

The fleet and the crowd were so happy to see the Kinetic Sculptures flown by the pilots who built them. Pastriarchy was able to do a many donuts and figure eights to get high fives from the on-lookers. Mass Ave even allowed the great Ice Cream Floats sculpture to do a few loops along at the front of the parade formation.

On the way into Harvard square the crowd got thicker was encroaching into parade route. The food had no fear of the 8 foot ball rolling towards them so the pilots circling it had to make sure they pushed back. No one got crushed but the Ice Cream Floats sculpture experienced some damage. The parade Marshall got a little confused on how we would exit the parade with the sculptures as they already started to move in the heavy transports to block the rest of the transports from running over all the HONK food.

Lordmcfuzz got a flat, so he failed the mission (yet again). There was a good argument made for success, but the mission objectives were clear.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Pale Horse 120.418  
BadCat Doctor Love 230.584   Pilot
couscous Glittergasm 327.397  
dogi Freedom 121.985   Captain
DrClaw Skywarp 73.8567  
DreadFlint Civilian Ship 16.3886  
eXceSs Civilian Ship 16.3886  
Lordmcfuzz Onatop 733.678  
Pastry Queen Pastriarchy 418.939  
Shadowcat Pastriarchy (Bombardier) 416.939  
Sprocket Equator 35.3017  
Tanager Centvrion 411.786   Aviator First Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner couscous
Flat Bag BadCat
Medi Bag couscous
Airlock Lordmcfuzz
Mission Pinner couscous
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 12 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationFunking towards Harvard
Light Years5.621
G-Well Activity0.584
Technical Rating4.562