Status: Success

Operation

SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes)

Mission Objectives

celebrate scul day
head to the arboretum
remove spacesuits
share candy

Mission Summary

This marks the anniverasry of SCUL's boirthday. SCUL is eight or nine or something. Everyone's too tired to do the math, cause it's like five in the mornig or something when we rote dis missin reprt. So anyway we rebilt USB AbandonAllHop and Nameless rode it but not all the way and we had candy and beer molecules and we got nekkid and then we had a bunch of mechanikels and then Scabies the maggot blew an outer plasma casing on PigcChamppens primary thrustr and Oppo and 3spd got a new one and then we had a nother crash and we like were tierd sop we wne tbeddyby okay bye,
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Famine 324.701   Petty Officer Second Class
beezwax Vertigo 1039.35   Commander
Bird Lust 353.001   Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Mjollnir 682.744   Commander
Bologna GoJo 425.624   Ensign
DeCaf Anger 259.834   Petty Officer First Class
Dirt Ez Raider 100.355   Petty Officer Third Class
Diva Incineraider 1131.15  
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 619.887  
Frogger Darkendank 206.493   Petty Officer Third Class
General Tighten Sloth 195.852   Petty Officer First Class
Gluteus Maximus Trez Bonz 189.358  
ktron Circus Peanut 555.4   Lieutenant Commander
moose Loki Ducker 952.534   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Mosquito G.I. Jane 433.348   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Abandon All Hope 1318.77   Admiral
Natas Durty Basturd 522.556   Commander
Onath Annihilation 690.601   Commander
Oppo Strangelove (Bombardier) 536.583   Captain
pecan Swamp Thing 443.811   Lieutenant Commander
Phooka Summer 697.707   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Rotwang Skylab 525.34   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Samurai Ooh La La 312.176   Commander
Scurvy Pig Champion 475.82   Petty Officer First Class
Skunk Catastrophe 2258.21   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Threespeed Strangelove 349.216   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
TorqueBox Scrub 518.188   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Trackstar Doctor Love 309.798   Chief Petty Officer
Trogdor Delirium 373.958   Chief Petty Officer
Vegetable Pale Horse 230.398   Lieutenant Junior Grade
vomit Jan Brady 480.671   Lieutenant
WalTor Singularity 339.26  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator moose
Tailgunner Mosquito
Still Cam Skunk
Airlock Skunk
Life Support 1 Skunk
Mission Debriefer Skunk
Mission Reporter Frenchy

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2004.06.05
Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 32 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationArboretum
Light Years21.480
G-Well Activity4.029
Technical Rating4.112