Let's Be Evil

It was a particularly evil night at the secret SCUL lair. During the evil MRC hours, Shadowcat and Lordmcfuzz had the evil idea of fixing fleet ships so other pilots could not have the joy of fixing the ships themselves. Muahahaha! Lordmcfuzz and Dr.Claw ate spicy and evil Indian food after all those do-good-ers at the cruft swap left. Dr.Claw was evilly took as much cruft as his personal evil lair could hold. Threespeed fought an evil craigslist bike, the jury is still out on who won. Muahahaha! Shadowcat then left on a secret evil pre-mission mission before they had to get ready for the ultimately evil mission SCUL was planning. Shadowcat was to steal Princess Fun Police, the ship that steals all the fun away from the other ships. Muahahahaha!

Only five evil pilots showed up for the mission upon launch time. The planet was evil and threw a Nor'easter storm at SCUL and was successful in scaring away the not-so-evil pilots. Muahahahaha! Lordmcfuzz evilly took as many jobs as he could carry on Moneypenny. With his evil goatee, he was only planning to look helpful as he rode all properly on his high cockpit. Muahahaha! If Lordmcfuzz was any more evil he would have carried tool bag as well, but found it would be even more evil if he pawned it off onto the newest pilot, Shadowcat. He thought, "let that bag get soggy and heavier!" Muahahaha! Wombat showed up just in the nick of time for launch preparations, where he thought he could get away with doing no fleet jobs! But little did he know that Dr.Claw was ready to make him navigate... with no preparation or directions! Muahahaha! On the launchpad, Dr.Claw even made Wombat hold up Shockwave so he could count every pilot that was brave enough for such an evil mission. Afterwards Dr.Claw said that there would likely be no radiation bonus even though it radiation was already falling from the sky. Lordmcfuzz cried out "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" as Dr.Claw evilly laughed. Muahahahaha!

Wombat evilly thought on his boosters and inadvertently took us on a tour of almost all of Boston's most evil concert venues. He even noticed that the Harvard sportsball stadium's gates were open, so he pulled a U-ey and led the fleet for an orbit ON the field itself. The fleet almost had too hard of a time with the slippery yet draggy turf. Muahahaha! Wombat's navigational skills were evilly experienced; a fast pace was set as the fleet was led through the Allston System near the dreaded drunk'o'clock. Muahahaha!

The fleet stopped for evil snacks after orbiting the do-good-er 'Christian Science Plaza'. Being evil is hard work and it creates an evil appetite. Lordmcfuzz misjudged how evil he really was and got a large bottle of wiggle water. Dr.Claw ordered him to chug it so we could get a move on as there was no more room on Moneypenny to stow it. Muaha*burp*ahaha! Wombat had a classic evil snack, Luna 7-11 Slurpee with chicken salad. Other pilots winced as he wolfed it down, as they were not evil enough to spring for that snack. Muahahaha! Threespeed had questionably stale snacks that were more confusing than evil. Muahaha?

The fleet decided to take a break from being evil and paid a visit to the new ghost ship on the corner of Comm Ave. and Clarendon. They paid their respects to Rick Archer and noted that the ghost ship looked really nice. After a short moment, they decided to go be evil again and make a ruckus with their sonic disruptors. The fleet then flew down Public Alley 420 and later buzzed ManRay's former residence! Muahahaha!

Lordmcfuzz's evil droid was on super saver mode when an incoming transmission from two evil pilots in a far away galaxy arrived. Sadly the evil message was not delivered during the mission, but it is now presented here for your evil enjoyment:



After the mission finished, the pilots were done being evil and ready to go back to being superheroes. Dr.Claw gave out a small radiation bonus as "it did not radiate that bad" and Shadowcat returned Princess Fun Police and the fun it stole from the other ships.