You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long

Power ballads really resonate with the local system inhabitants. Who
knew?



After too many episodes of 'Enterprise', we felt the urge to hang our
space-gloved hand high in the atmosphere and rock out to the local
starsystems with what's known in the common tongue as 'cheesy eighties
rock'. A playlist was quickly put together and we set out with
lighters and real big hair to spread the disease. And the disease
spread like wildfire - the food had no natural defense to this ancient
virus. Infections spread throughout the Cambridge, Somerville, Boston,
Brookline, Allston and Brighton Systems. Studies in the lab indicate
this is a temporary affliction, but command dictates a re-scan for
next mission. Side effects include a sore neck and an upset stomach,
but the euphoria sensation helps to ease the pain.



Our cheeze-shields ran out about when the sonic dispruptor tanks were
flushed, and we returned to the groove. The ST's were relieved, to say
the least - they had medical triage units on standby. Chopper-groove
quickly dulled the pain. We found a quiet piece of space (in the
hectic Allston System no less), where we knighted out maggots to
pilots and told bad space-jokes. Shortly afterwards USB Cloudbuster
began to suffer from the turbulence of battle and suffered a helm
breach, as well as lots of parts breaking off. Even the knightsabre
busted.



All hail, or hug, new pilots Peacefrog and Vesper!