Nitrogen Poop Monkey

SCUL launched with former food, now babymaggot Skidmark. We proceeded
to rescue MsMoon at Davis system, garner Earth pears and pples, rock
food hard at Harvard system, then touch down at Peacefrog's distress
call where nitrogen-infused edible colloids were produced.

Radiation set in and we remained with space hatches battened for some
time. At length we launched in high-radiation conditions and
proceeded to Alewife system where a large underpass afforded
shielding. Maggot Gonzo was subjected to grueling trials, which
having completed adequately he was knighted as pilot. Launching
again, now in lighter radiation, the mission completed without
untoward incident.

Popcorn for all!