Alien Egg Investigation

EGGGGGS and poo. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Dunkies grenades at the former King Arthur!
Trinity suffered a critical hull breach on its portside fork that cut Tard's mission short, but luckily it was discovered before catastrophic failure. Cosmologic's spousal unit to the rescue! Tard got a cushy ride back to the tardfort, there to spend the rest of the evening stripping Trinity's front end and planning revenge, er, repair.
Yer mom saved the day. (How?) She is one hot ride.
Company halt was said one too many times for a reason that no pilot knows.
The barnacle Wombat planted on a Winthrop stop sign during Operation Scrambled Egg-stravaganza in 2014 is still there.