Status: Success

Operation

Castle Island Milk Run

Mission Objectives

  • 1: Stop for snax.
  • 2: Orbit the castle and causeway.
  • 3: Suffer no mechanicals.

Mission Summary

It was melty milky; it was funny runny; it was Operation Milk Run.
We saddled up 7 pilots strong and set forth by any means except Planet Mass Ave to reach the Great Pear of Dorchester. Indigenous lifeforms appeared hazardous to the level of stabbiness, and we cannot recommend extensive patrols in this area at the present time. We grabbed snax and dashed for it to the waterfront, thence to Castle island. Cool, dank, scented by the teeming organisms of Boston Harbor Nebula at low tide, and tinged with fresher breezes, this was a refreshing pause for upsnacking and soothing beverages. None of us were moved to nakedness but we did draw tasteful nude chalk diagrams describing our species to any others who may see our traces and need to know the true facts about Earth nipples, the use of cows, and how to eat mayonnaise.
Onward we went, smooth as silky milk and without a mechanicurd in sight, trading witty banter and crude jibes as we do. Puns were regrettably rife. We visited the Hooooood milk bottle architecture duck and rode on the new bike lane at Milk Street, so fresh it's not actually green yet, just has "GREEN" written on it. The excellent moon of this planet rose: orange, crescent, waxing.
At the waterfront we paused for some spinny playground action and some of those fancy ropes, then back to the fort. Groove was funky, space weather perfect, running smooth, mission success.

1 medal: strength to Bane for Superman'ing Bieber Fever with close clearance to surrounding scaffolding, thus bringing joy to Tango's heart.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1906.04   Commander
Kilo3 Ez Raider 882.562   Commodore
Leotard Hippogriff 244.431  
Patent Pending GAP Kids 229.034   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Snow Deep Blue Dream 76.4099  
Tango One Night Stand 412.295   Chief Petty Officer
Truck Stop Doctor Love 193.911   Petty Officer Third Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Gate Attendant Kilo3
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Snow
Emblem Designer BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 Kilo3
Tool Bag Kilo3
Flat Bag Kilo3
Medi Bag Truck Stop
Ambassador Tango
Chalk Bag Truck Stop
Still Cam Patent Pending
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Life Support 1 Leotard
Mission Pinner Kilo3
Mission Reporter Leotard
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Tango

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2024.07.27
Mission LeaderBaneThunderwolf
Mission Size 7 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationEasy Castle based fun.
Light Years21.004
G-Well Activity2.311
Technical Rating4.021