Status: Success

Operation

My Deer Friend Dr.Claw

Mission Objectives

  • Fly to Deer Island
  • Consume SNAX
  • Join the "Deer Club" (you'll figure it out...)

Mission Summary

It was Dr.Claw Day, so of course, we're gonna ride, ride, ride, and this year, our deer friend Dr.Claw declared we would make our annual pilgrimage to Deer Island. Punchy was chilling in the fort early and joined us for the first leg of the mission to Sullivan Constellation. Behind the stalwart navigation of Cosima, we made a beeline past the casino and through the Everett warzone to the Chelsea 7-11 for refueling, where Deadblow burned up before we got too far into foreign territory. We continued on through sleepy neighborhoods of East Boston and Winthrop to Deer Island, where we followed a reverse orbit of the island. We saw some suspicious "fisherman" traversing the waterline below us, and were convinced they were disposing of bodies. Pilots chalked the ground in celebration of Dr.Claw's legendary origin story, in which he was birthed bearing a complete set of antlers, while Wombat embarked on an extended sansa-spacesuit lap and was nearly intercepted by poop trooper forces in a transport. The return to base was largely uneventful, though took a mighty toll on Zeus's knees, when he thought it would be a good idea to ride Summer on a long-range mission with mild rolling hills. A persistent transport full of drunk orangutans circled us no less than five times while we returned along Beacham Street, initially projecting excitment but getting more and more menacing on each successive pass until we finally lost them. Dusk dazzled with her Little Bo Peep (?) outfit, and was thusly awarded a Medal of Chic, as was Meownderthal for their spectacular ship/outfit/energy drink color coordination. Mission success!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Cosima Doctor Love 1149.79   Commander
Deadblow Crowley 284.593  
DrClaw Shockwave 1386.7   Admiral
Dusk One Night Stand 0  
Meownderthal Cat Peech 808.893  
Wombat Bieber Fever 1198.29   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Zeus Summer 551.96   Aviator First Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader DrClaw
Deck Officer Punchy
Gate Attendant Punchy
Navigator Cosima
Tailgunner Wombat
Emblem Designer DrClaw
Com-Sat 1 Wombat
Tool Bag Meownderthal
Flat Bag Zeus
Medi Bag Meownderthal
Wookiee Bag Dusk
Ambassador Cosima
Chalk Bag DrClaw
Still Cam Deadblow
Airlock DrClaw
Life Support 1 DrClaw
Mission Pinner DrClaw
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Meownderthal
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Cleaner Zeus
Wingmate 01 Zeus

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2024.08.24
Mission LeaderDrClaw
Mission Size 7 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationSHIKA
Light Years30.000
G-Well Activity1.264
Technical Rating1.038