Alpha lapha ding-dong '15

The Starchasers are back to secure the perimeter and defend the funktitude for another season of superheroic mayhem and intergalactic madness! We maintained a tight flight pattern, though we were able to explore some uncharted regions of the system. Sage is back from the spawning grounds, Beatleman brought some sweet sonic disruption, Red Rock Hare still won't fly a SCUL ship, and Civitron is rocking a new spacesuit. Everyone wore their colors, some cups were crushed, we stickered a civilian, and we ate monster farts at the Luna Petro Mart. We had hoped that the Curse of the Tesseract had been lifted after the exile of Chalkulust. Looks like it's time to consult the Holy Squid Oracle, once again.