So Hot My Mission Name Melted

Mission Summary

It was hot.

Really hot.

Really really hot.




So we went swimming. Pilots submerged in the primordial ooze and then
emerged refreshed like newborn babies being born. Or like the
evolution of man. Either way it was fun to watch. We were somewhat
harrassed by the native tentacular-green lifeforms, but all pilots
survived victorious.




Then we found a playground with more radiation treatment
opportunities. This time, it was in the form of slightly-too-strong
super sprinkler rays. Climbing on structures was accomplished. Riding
of swings was performed. Several brave pilots attempted to tame a wild
bucking bicycle-shaped vessel, but that was no bicycle. AceHole
performed a totally awesome laser light show. Pilots successfully
averted their eyes to avoid cornea burn.




Once fully radiated, the fleet headed off for snack molecules.
Nosepicker and Nameless had a spectacular crash at some point, but
that's nothing new. We arrived at the snack molecule dispensing
station to discover many beloved species of candy formerly thought to
be extinct. After a successful refueling break, we returned to base.