SCULimpics

Mission Summary

At least half a dozen prizes were distributed. We apparently kept the the objective of not taking this too seriously as there was no record keeping or reporting on the results of this mission.

THE EVENTS
Bike polo
Hosted by Magneato

Tube busting
Hosted by Nameless

Frame Toss
Hosted by UglySac

Kickin' Klaus
Hosted by eHawk

Doublemint
Hosted by Retard

You ride one chopper while carrying another through a course. Then do it again while riding the another and carrying the one. Fastest gets stuck with a retard sculpture, ride Summer for safety.

Doubles
Hosted by Retard

You carry another pilot (th'monkey) through said course. No dabbing, no pegs, trikes or tandems. Then do it again with the monkey carrying you.

Donut Race
Hosted by Samurai

samurai: hey all, so donut race is simple. you do a lap around pre-established cones, while eating a chocolate GLAZED(damn you noway)donut. you cannot cross the finish line until you have eaten the entire donut, especially if some of it falls on the ground (eat that too). fastest time wins. i condone cheating.

Slow Race
Hosted by Zombie

just what it sounds like. there's a start line and a finish line. last to cross the finish line wins.

no trackstanding. gotta keep moving forward!
no turning. gotta keep moving straight!
no more than two wheels on the ground at a time. you can wheelie all you want, but you can't put yer limbs down or pilot angry candy.
"go slow, children...."

Chopper Bocce
Hosted by UglySac

Spoon Contest
Hosted by Zombie

everybody gets a spoon. oh, and a water balloon. balance the water balloon in the bowl of the spoon. then hold the spoon in one hand. try to keep the balloon there, that's what the game is all about.
everybody gets on and commences to ride about. when you drop your balloon, you're out!
if people persist in balancing their balloons, yer humble hostess will call out "tasks" for participants to do. like, switch the spoon from one hand to the other. or, stop, get off, and get on again. or, trade spoons with another person. audience participation is encouraged.
last balloon still in its spoon and in its hand belongs to the winner!
Wild Knights and Hot Crazy Days
Hosted By Skunk

I'll be making up some stuff. All-hands brace for hilarity, unfair rules, and crappy last-minute medals! Start your carbo-loading now!