Yer Mom Is So Chopped

"Hey mom, are we there yet?"

The brave pilots of scul set out to make mom proud on a mission for mom! Babymaggot Bullseye flew for the first time and maggots Possum and f-stop returned.

The mission began with Lord McFuzz navigating to the Fresh Pond constellation. There we searched the dumpsters for goodies, took some early turns on Yer Mom, and babymaggot Bullseye introduced the pilots to their body drawing abilities. Several "I <3 Mom" tattoos were issued. However, not long after we encountered our first mechanical when War's propulsion failed. Threespeed and AceHole jumped quickly into action and the fleet was ready, with a course set to the Allston system.

We emerged from hyper sleep, deep within the Allston system. The system was flooded with civilians and transports and we had to demonstrate extreme discipline and communication during some tricky maneuvers. Soon after, our second mechanical struck with Iridium showing signs of damage. The wookies jumped into action and Yer Mom got even more rides.

We pressed on, heading deeper into the unknown, when Iridium began showing signs of damage and headed in for a crash landing (Skylab's cursed thruster struck once again). Pilots took a shore leave while the wookies yet again jumped into action to replace the rear plasma casing. Yer Mom was ridden for quite some time.

We finally reached the Jackson Square playground, a hidden oasis within the Jamaica Plains system. While at the playground:

* The slide had been removed =(
* Beetlejuice and F-Stop ride their first HARVS
* A drunken orangutan rattled their cage
* Everyone finished riding Yer Mom, so pecan candies were distributed
* Excess displayed agility by scaling the modules
* Delicious pecan chocolates were shared amongst pilots

A refueling station was hit on the way back, where snacks were devoured. Snow and several other pilots made some contacts with civilians. Dr. Claw reminded us to eat our vegetables.