Leave It To Chance

Take a chance. Flip a coin. Find your destiny and plant a barnacle.

*Threw a barnacle at a map, then went to that location to plant the barnacle
*Dogi on the launchpad with a doggy
*First barnacle landed on Fresh Pond, went there and circled it
*Brief Hapto sighting near Davis Square
*Zenith successfully mounts a HARV during shore leave on only her second mission
*Second barnacle hit Harvard Square, so we went to Cambridge Common
*Third barnacle "landed" on the Kendall steam globe, Epoxy calls foul
*Flipped a coin to determine which of three derby lots we would visit
*Derbies won by Nosepicker (showdown against Skunk), Sewer (after Deadblow took out Nosepicker but then put her foot down out of sheer excitement), Nosepicker (in a photo-finish showdown with Zenith)
*Sidekick takes a brutal fall that draws blood, awarded first Medal of Injury
*Stogie arrives on Chubz and joins us for the remainder of the mission
*Skunk covers a giant steel door in barnacles
*Final park destination chosen by another coin flip, Paul Revere playground in Charlestown
*Return to landing pad, where mission success or failure was determined by a final coin flip (it was heads)
*New babymaggots Deadblow and Lunatic hazed by a lackluster crew of D-list comedians who need to come up with some solid new material.