Alphamssion is GO!

Mission Summary

DESCRIPTION ENTERED IN REAL-TIME MIDFLIGHT BY FAS(?)

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Met on the launchpad - still prime hours for civilian food molecule procurement
Squiggled our way through harvard square; over the bridge to the Allston system & a snax stop at Trader Joe's
Bopped over to the pump track, visited some Tardii
Over the sketchy footbridge; ran the Allston gauntlet down Harvard Ave
Riverway wormhole to back bay and on to the steaming globe
Intercepted kpafun and a teeny weeny moped
Return to base was interrupted by a plasma failure on Compliance
Back to landing pad just past midnight & received some sweet trading cards
4 short minutes of failure

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- i hereby attest that the above description is an accurate representation of the events as they occurred on Alphamission 2022.

XOX - Stogie

- witnessed by Lucky Ubu Norway Rumbles Cinder NinjaBean Poe, the 7th, AKA: OilCan (a feline spirit-guide & medium)