Status: Success
The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway
Mission Objectives
-avoid radiation poisoning
-take advantage of smooth floors and wide open indoor spaces
-derby derby derby!
Mission Summary
Tonight's mission can be summed up in three words: Naked Indoor
Derby
It was raining out, so we came up with the ass-kickingest
rainy-night plan ever: we rode to Crash and Hazard's Warehouse/Apartment
in Fenway. We derbied, ate donuts, derbied some more, drank gin,
derbied again, drank rum, derbied, used the zip-line, derbied, played
with the hanging rings, derbied, then derbied twice NAKED. Wooohoooo.
4 injuries, 11 derbies, 14 naked pilots. Not too shabby.