Y.T. took up the challenge to navigate the fleet, and away we went on
a fun and meandering path through our home systems. Major
constellations patrolled? Check. Cups and hi-fives? Check. And then
our trusty navigator, sensing the fleet's high morale, challenged us
even further by attempting an unheard of quadruple-tunnel pass. (Okay,
it was actually two separate double-passes, but still friggin
awesome.) Sonic disruptors deployed? Check. Woots and woohoos shouted?
Check.
After a bit more patrolling, we arrived at the distress call and
immediately took to the task at hand, ridding the premesis of
molecules in order to facilitate the space station's evacuation. Quick
work was done to complete this mission objective, and the space
station inhabitants were gracious and welcoming.
So far we were right on schedule. A brief landing at Luna 7-11 gave
the funk-busting opportunity. And did we answer? Was the Funk busted?
Oh yeah. And the food joined in, because no one can resist the tractor
beam of the mighty Disco DeathStar. Especially when It's Raining Men.
The fleet was on a roll now. Mission objectives ticked off one by
one.. but the final objective loomed. As time was running out, would
we be able to pull it off? Would SCULimpics actually happen, or was
Pecan just schlepping Santa around as nothing more than a gigantic
lit-up figurehead?
After a quick fly-by of Snarly and Slug's fort, with a
surprise appearance of the Snarlac himself (hooray, Snarly and Slug,
we miss you!) and then a FruitBat sighting from a passing transport,
we turned toward the outer reaches of the Cambridge system to find our
secret SCULimpics location. But have no fear, this determined fleet of
sculpilots did not know the word failure this Saturnight. SCULimpics
was had, and SCULimpics was Good. And the surprises continued as we
randomly encountered Deathtrap and Axeman on their nearby patrols, and
they proved victorious in their SCULimpics exploits.
Upon viewing the awesomeness of hastily-thrown-together-SCULimpics,
even the STs could not dream of putting it to a stop. (Though he did
just ask us to turn it down, a little..)
Mission successful! All objectives completed! No one burned up on
reentry! The fleet returned late to Fort Joy, tired but satisfied, and
morale high.
Thanks to Pecan, Joyride, Bucky, and maggot Stogie who led the
SCULimpics events. Official results as follows:
Kickin' Claus - run by Pecan
Gold - Wombat
Silver - Axeman
Bronze - Hackworth
Shoot the Moon - run by Joyride
Gold - Threespeed
Silver - Bucky
Bronze - Hackworth
Slow Ride - run by Stogie
Gold: Joyride
Silver: Axeman
Bronze: Deathtrap
Cup Crush Melee - run by Buckminister
Gold - MegaSeth
Silver - Wombat
Bronze - Medico
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
Buckminister | Immaculate Taco | 451.575 | |
hackworth | Synesthesia | 952.663 | |
Joyride | Saturday Night Special | 205.423 | |
Medico | D.B. Cooper | 0 | |
MegaSeth | Night Fever | 543.221 | Commander |
pecan | Civilian Ship | 95.79 | Petty Officer Second Class |
Resonator | Yer Mom | 342.95 | Chief Petty Officer |
Skunk | Cloudbuster | 1054.84 | |
Stogie | Delirium | 0 | Pilot |
Threespeed | Schadenfreude | 792.46 | Admiral, Fleet Ready |
Treekiller | chlorophyll | 330.336 | |
vomit | Famine | 665.337 | Rear Admiral, Lower Half |
Wombat | Annihilation | 0 | |
yt | Secret Asian SCULly | 761.436 | |
ZyGoat | One Night Stand | 0 | Pilot |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Deck Officer | hackworth |
MRC Officer | Skunk |
Navigator | yt |
Tailgunner | vomit |
Com-Sat 1 | Buckminister |
Tool Bag | MegaSeth |
Flat Bag | ZyGoat |
Medi Bag | Medico |
Wookiee Bag | Wombat |
Ambassador | pecan |
Chalk Bag | Joyride |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | Skunk |
Damage Control | Resonator |
Mission Debriefer | Threespeed |
Mission Reporter | vomit |
Beer Mule | Treekiller |
Beer Wrangler | Treekiller |
Filmer | hackworth |
Print Jockey | vomit |
Skynet Operator Pre | MegaSeth |
Stillcam Downloader | Stogie |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2010.09.18 |
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Mission Size | 15 pilots |
Origin | Fort Joy |
Destination | Glory and medals |
Light Years | 20.680 |
G-Well Activity | 2.193 |
Technical Rating | 2.237 |