VOOM! SCUL was here and gone again, 20+ pilots covering 20-
lightyears at a pace designed to keep our thrusters well warmed up in
the cryogenic Earth conditions. Powered by Megaseth's 80's-inflected
mix, we warped through inner Boston systems in a post-ironic disco
mode.
Deathtrap christened his God-awful front-wheel-drive recumbent
Five&Dime, but we still didn't have any mechanicals.
Back at Ft. Joy, there was a maggot trial in which pilots engaged in
mortal Wombat to see who knew the most SCUL trivia. 3Speed won the
NoPrize, and Wombat was knighted with TrezBones' fork from ancient
times. Welcome space brother!
Shout out to all the new pilots and maggots on this mission: Stogie,
Dr Claw, Metoikos, Zygoat and babymaggot Otter, not to mention
Rexy and Sadie and repeat offender DandilyonDax. Take us to the
future, sweet cheeks.
*update* SCUL trivia bonus points have been awarded as per Wombat's
instructions... Thanks, Wombat!
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
Bendy | Dirty Dino | 276.1 | |
Buckminister | Synesthesia | 735.235 | |
Dandilyon Dax | Raw Deal | ||
DeathTrap | five and dime | 464.382 | Commodore |
DrClaw | Catastrophe | 0 | |
Joyride | Saturday Night Special | 194.872 | |
Kpafun | Civilian Ship | 117.78 | Commodore |
Leotard | Lazarus | 584.772 | |
MegaSeth | Night Fever | 499.423 | |
metoikos | Swamp Thing | 0 | |
moose | Loki Ducker | 645.269 | Commander |
Nosepicker | G.I. Jane | 94.148 | Ensign |
Otter | D.B. Cooper | 0 | Pilot |
Rex Hazard | Papi Bombaloocious | 213.9 | Master Chief Petty Officer |
Sadie Blake | ChopperEnvy | 548.95 | |
Self Destruct | Delirium | 425.133 | |
Stogie | Vindaloo | 503.9 | Commodore |
Threespeed | Iron Butterfly | 745.872 | |
vomit | Famine | 1980.62 | Admiral, Fleet Ready |
Wombat | Summer | 670.154 | Senior Chief Petty Officer |
ZyGoat | Darkendank | 0 |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | vomit |
Deck Officer | vomit |
MRC Officer | vomit |
Navigator | MegaSeth |
Tailgunner | moose |
Com-Sat 1 | vomit |
Tool Bag | Sadie Blake |
Flat Bag | metoikos |
Medi Bag | Kpafun |
Wookiee Bag | Threespeed |
Ambassador | Wombat |
Chalk Bag | Joyride |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | vomit |
Life Support 1 | Buckminister |
Damage Control | Leotard |
Minister of Zoobs | DrClaw |
Mission Debriefer | vomit |
Mission Reporter | Leotard |
Beer Mule | Sadie Blake |
Beer Wrangler | Wombat |
Food Wrangler | Wombat |
Print Jockey | vomit |
Skynet Operator Pre | vomit |
Stillcam Downloader | Stogie |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2010.10.16 |
Mission Leader | vomit |
Mission Size | 21 pilots |
Origin | Fort Joy |
Destination | the time of skinny ties and mesh shirts |
Light Years | 19.640 |
G-Well Activity | 1.100 |
Technical Rating | 2.400 |