Alphamission Episode 2011

We set out from base stoked and ready to rumble (although Skunk noted
wryly that he was disappointed as to the absence of rain; amusing
considering the hail some of us braved earlier in the evening), with
four babymaggots in tow. We began, in time honored fashion, by
taking a loop around Davis Constellation, and proceeded after some
consultation to Harvard Constellation to obtain ice cream molecules
from Luna J.P. Licks. Upon arrival, we chalked the joint, busted the
funk, and spun flags and entertaining (seemingly magical) magnetic
objects. We also interacted with members of the populace, who were
enthusiastic about our presence.

After a lengthy break, we took a
jaunt over to Luna 7-11, near Central Constellation, so that some of
our number could obtain firesticks. We chalked more, danced more, and
Seven did her duty well and truly as chief of sticker bag. We rode
down to Luna Stratton and busted the funk out front, performing
additional outreach. Yr humble correspndt tested out Angry Candy and
discovered its mind-altering powers, which rendered me temporarily
incapable of piloting Sloth. After following a circuitous route
through MIT, we stopped in the midst of a multi-luna formation where
Metoikos was knighted with Cloudbuster's mast by Dr. Claw, and two
rounds of derby followed, with Nosepicker and Skunk duking it out for
top honors. The tired masses were then led through the calm streets
of East Cambridge System toward base, where maggots were duly hazed
and inducted to SCUL.

Truly a posi beginning to a new season.