Ships at Sea

Wet. Funky.

Heavy radiation assaulted the fleet as they prepared for launch.
Mission Leader SevenofNine tapped into her Borg powers and the
pilots submissively accepted her directive to Bust the Funk
throughout the galaxy. Resisting would have been futile in any case,
but Synesthesia's funky emanations made it downright impossible not
to boogie.

Stogie navigated, attempting to avoid the radiation through speed
alone.

Fist stop: Corrugated metal tube for light funk-busting and Moose
droid protection. Then off on a serpentine tour of the Somerville
system, absorbing radiation in even the most radiation-proof of
space
suits.

(Excess's yellow pants failed spectacularly along the way)

Second stop: Alewife! Space boots were emptied, funk was busted, and
the intrepid fleet found a strange new creature that called itself a
"wombat". Mission leader allowed the pilots to adopt it and bring
it
home.

Minor injuries occurred as hook surprised her pilot with a surprise
ejector seat trick.

Third stop: MIT. An anticipated food source proved barren, so pilots
scavenged for burritos and corn hardtack and made a simple meal.

Finally, the crew barreled home to Joy with little incident.

They emptied their boots and wrung out their socks and climbed into
their warm little pilot bunks and dreamed of far off star systems.