Fist stop: Corrugated metal tube for light funk-busting and Moose
droid protection. Then off on a serpentine tour of the Somerville
system, absorbing radiation in even the most radiation-proof of
space
suits.
(Excess's yellow pants failed spectacularly along the way)
Second stop: Alewife! Space boots were emptied, funk was busted, and
the intrepid fleet found a strange new creature that called itself a
"wombat". Mission leader allowed the pilots to adopt it and bring
it
home.
Minor injuries occurred as hook surprised her pilot with a surprise
ejector seat trick.
Third stop: MIT. An anticipated food source proved barren, so pilots
scavenged for burritos and corn hardtack and made a simple meal.
Finally, the crew barreled home to Joy with little incident.
They emptied their boots and wrung out their socks and climbed into
their warm little pilot bunks and dreamed of far off star systems.
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
DrClaw | Spooky Pirate | 603.366 | |
eXceSs | D.B. Cooper | 386.011 | |
hackworth | Synesthesia | 1553.94 | |
Leotard | Summer | 531.74 | Lieutenant Junior Grade |
metoikos | Mjollnir | 621.378 | Rear Admiral, Lower Half |
moose | Loki Ducker | 403.357 | Master Chief Petty Officer |
Seven Of Nine | Hook | 654.24 | Rear Admiral, Upper Half |
Spark | Water | 0 | |
Stogie | Wingnut | 747.564 | Rear Admiral, Upper Half |
Treekiller | One Night Stand | 813.554 | Rear Admiral, Upper Half |
Wombat | Pale Horse | 455.82 | |
ZyGoat | Vindaloo | 694.38 | Commander |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | Seven Of Nine |
Deck Officer | hackworth |
Gate Attendant | Stogie |
MRC Officer | hackworth |
Navigator | Stogie |
Tailgunner | DrClaw |
Com-Sat 1 | ZyGoat |
Tool Bag | Spark |
Flat Bag | ZyGoat |
Medi Bag | Leotard |
Ambassador | Treekiller |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | hackworth |
Life Support 1 | hackworth |
Damage Control | Treekiller |
Mission Reporter | ZyGoat |
Beer Mule | Treekiller |
Beer Wrangler | Treekiller |
Food Wrangler | Spark |
Print Jockey | Skunk |
Sentry | Treekiller |
Stillcam Downloader | Stogie |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2011.06.11 |
Mission Leader | Seven Of Nine |
Mission Size | 12 pilots |
Origin | Fort Joy |
Destination | Slackfest 2011 |
Light Years | 14.114 |
G-Well Activity | 2.340 |
Technical Rating | 3.480 |