The roads of the metro Boston cluster were our collective typewriter,
upon which we exclamatorily pronounced: "SCUL RULeZ!"
SCUL, riding the length of a marathon, mechaniganically clackety-
banging the poetry of Funk, may have smashed the light-years traveled
on a regular mission record... we'll have to check with Wombat, our
intrepid navigator & professor of trivia... (a quick check of the
past missions listing reveals this not to be the case, though we
might still win for happiness integrated over time!)
13 Lucky Pilots, still smiling at dawn with the morning birds,
encountered along the way some new pals from Eastie on trick BMX
machines, tuxedoed high-fivers, mechanicals, Big Boy, mansions &
dirty gutter alleys, crowds with cameras & boogie moves, bunnies,
bunny-chop-hops (good thing MadRabbit was with us), and just about
as many cups as the day after Mardi Gras in Pittsburgh.
Ichirinsya heroically unicycled the entire distance on Wakizashi!
Deathtrap finally KNIGHTED!
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
AceHole | Temerity | 349.22 | Petty Officer First Class |
Buckminister | Immaculate Taco | 668.457 | Lieutenant Commander |
DeathTrap | Moneypenny | 626.794 | Lieutenant |
DreadFlint | Mad Rabbit | 0 | |
eXceSs | Water | 536.627 | Captain |
Ichirinsya | Wakizashi | 0 | |
Leotard | Trinity | 625.091 | Lieutenant Commander |
Nosepicker | G.I. Jane | 131.186 | Chief Petty Officer |
Seven Of Nine | Hook | 1005.22 | Vice Admiral |
Skunk | Cloudbuster | 1196.46 | Admiral, Fleet Ready |
Stogie | Wingnut | 780.612 | Vice Admiral |
Treekiller | chlorophyll | 633.92 | |
Wombat | Mjollnir | 857.922 | Rear Admiral, Upper Half |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Deck Officer | Stogie |
Gate Attendant | Stogie |
MRC Officer | Skunk |
Navigator | Wombat |
Tailgunner | Buckminister |
Com-Sat 1 | eXceSs |
Tool Bag | Treekiller |
Flat Bag | DreadFlint |
Medi Bag | Leotard |
Wookiee Bag | Seven Of Nine |
Ambassador | AceHole |
Chalk Bag | Ichirinsya |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | Seven Of Nine |
Life Support 1 | Treekiller |
Life Support 2 | Leotard |
Damage Control | Buckminister |
Mission Debriefer | Wombat |
Mission Reporter | Stogie |
Beer Wrangler | Wombat |
Skynet Operator Pre | Leotard |
Stillcam Downloader | Stogie |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2011.06.18 |
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Mission Size | 13 pilots |
Origin | Fort Joy |
Destination | SCUL RULEZ! |
Light Years | 26.287 |
G-Well Activity | 3.850 |
Technical Rating | 3.420 |