Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now)

Dress for the altar, darling -- princess bride, flowergirl, maid of
honor and dowager queen, we'll need 'em all. Till death do us part.

Fabulous?

- Of course.

Did it live up to the hype?

- Do you even have to ask?

Was it worthy of CHOPKU?

- Feast upon it:

Ode To Hapto - by Wombat:

Glitter everywhere...

On my arms, under my shirt.

Get out of my hair!

Are there hidden links in this Mission Report?

-
mmmaaaaayyyyybbbbbeeeeee
…

24 lovely pilots in blazing finery of Princessness on deck to make
wishes of well upon Hapto and bust FUNK in her honor href="http://www.hobo.com/">in the land of hobos by the train
tracks…

Hapto bestowed upon a few lucky pilots the following glories:

Order of href="http://www.postpoems.com/authors/bern/poem/368598">Stalwart
Heart - Metoikos

Order of Firelight (2) - Wombat and Dr. Claw

Order of OMG href="http://www.kreuzmarket.com/index.shtml">BBQ - Skunk

Order of Smoking
Dragon - Stogie

Order of Iron Vagina - Seven of Nine

Possessors of magical Lucky
Timing got to witness the creation of the medals on Hapto's
Livestream.

Hapto's navigation is
legendary for twisty-turniness… 't'would be href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58LpHBnvsI">inconceivable
to
have it any other way.