This quest for H2O started with a game - how long would Special
Guest
(The Mighty) Isis ride with SCUL before banging the GONG OF
DISAPPEARANCE?
Off we went, and - GONG! - and off we went, again, in search of ice
cream molecules in the heart of the 'Ville on the way to the
mysteries
of the deep woods & water of the suburbs.
- Deathtrap did not attend,
so SOMEBODY had to ride Moneypenny,
(i know, RIGHT?)
Twisting and turning through the mountains of Medford, SCUL picked
up
a hearty floatie surfer named JAWS, whose enthusiasm for the unknown
impressed us all.
We approached the hidden entrance with SILENT RUNNING & lights out.
Brave pilots pushed the fleet through the forest towards our night's
goal… a dunk in a lake.
Did we get caught by the Anti-Dunk Night Patrol?
- No.
Did the locals across the lake get flashlighted and escorted back to
the tarmac of civilization?
- Yes.
We PROFESSIONAL dunkers don't get caught, and earn Medals of Naked
to
boot, but we played it safe and hit the road.
Homeward bound, we hit a meteor shower of ice cream & pie and then
it
was off to the downtown DERBY!
More floaties joined and watched our playground dance with death as
we crashed and ribbon-yanked until the last pilot was left
standing...
(WHY is it always NOSEPICKER?!?!)
Then the late-night re-entry to SCUL's home-base, gliding in on a
cloud of FUNK.
- Good night.
Things we learned:
The North Point playground fountains don't work no more
Don't steal Wombat's headband even if you are stealthy
like
ten ninjas
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
Bendy | Ooh La La | 298.336 | Rear Admiral, Lower Half |
DrClaw | Pale Horse | 681.777 | |
eXceSs | War | 311.968 | |
hackworth | Synesthesia | 1099.56 | |
Isis | One Night Stand | 0 | Pilot |
Killabetes | Devastation | 0 | |
Leotard | Trinity | 490.245 | |
metoikos | Darkendank | 199.329 | |
Nosepicker | Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino | 310.836 | Lieutenant Commander |
Seven Of Nine | Swamp Thing | 782.399 | |
Skunk | Cloudbuster | 930.175 | |
Spark | Pestilence | 0 | |
Stogie | Moneypenny | 880.273 | |
Treekiller | chlorophyll | 776.748 | Admiral |
vomit | Famine | 272.255 | Rear Admiral, Upper Half |
Wombat | Lust | 272.105 | Admiral |
yt | Secret Asian SCULly | 1030.75 | Admiral, Fleet Ready |
ZyGoat | Wingnut | 339.23 | Commodore |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Deck Officer | yt |
Gate Attendant | hackworth |
MRC Officer | Skunk |
Navigator | yt |
Tailgunner | ZyGoat |
Com-Sat 1 | DrClaw |
Tool Bag | Killabetes |
Flat Bag | Nosepicker |
Medi Bag | Isis |
Wookiee Bag | Leotard |
Ambassador | Bendy |
Chalk Bag | Spark |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | Treekiller |
Life Support 1 | Leotard |
Life Support 2 | hackworth |
Damage Control | Killabetes |
Mission Reporter | Stogie |
Beer Mule | Treekiller |
Beer Wrangler | metoikos |
Compressor Wrangler | hackworth |
Food Wrangler | yt |
Print Jockey | hackworth |
Skynet Operator Pre | yt |
Stillcam Downloader | Stogie |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2011.07.23 |
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Mission Size | 18 pilots |
Origin | Fort Joy |
Destination | Water |
Light Years | 19.780 |
G-Well Activity | 1.349 |
Technical Rating | 1.901 |