The mission objective
was a standard op to patrol the local constellations as we got our
sea legs back. Early on, a couple pilots took tumbles as they had to
readjust to the gravity and solar winds of the local planets, but
they
quickly recovered.
We headed through the Porter, Davis, Harvard and
Central constellations. On the way we noticed that Stogie was taking
many spacewalks. When we stopped for refueling, we saw the issue.
The pin to his chain ring had sheared off causing him to lose
contact
with his two stroke engine and resulting in failed ignition. While
we
consumed unsavory snacks, he attempted to make a little chain loop to
try to reconnect to his two stroke engine. We left Luna 7/11 but
shortly thereafter the call went up the line. "Mechanical!" The
repair had failed, so several pilots got to work on another solution.
This one involved completely disassembling the bottom bracket and
installing a chain loop as a spacer to bypass the stripped crank
threads. While pilots worked on the field repair, others passed the
time with lots of grooving, pushups and yoga. Waltor and Diva burned
up on re-entry in a super-lame-o-bailout maneuver.
With spirits high, and MRG Vindaloo back together, the fleet set off
once more. Alas, our creative repair lasted a whole 5 seconds, and
then Stogie was dead in the water again. Refusing to allow him to
bail on the mission, we came up with a better idea... to tow him
behind USB ChromePony.
That settled, we headed off to a derby lot, where many many fun derby
antics ensued. At this point, Stogie attempted another repair for
Vindaloo using his belt which allowed him to derby once before it
broke again. Dreadflint and SelfDestruct took each other out in a
spectacular hugging crash. Derby winners included Nosepicker, Kpafun,
Moose, Wombat, and possibly others I am forgetting.
Once we had had our derby fill, and MSG SecretAsianSCULly got a flat
repaired, we headed back to base without further incident. At the
landing pad, baby maggots Piranha and Waldo (found him!) were
properly hazed per tradition, followed by celebratory smooch and hug
(respectively, to each respective hosts) as they ascend to maggot-
hood.
Despite the mechanicals, this was a super fun mission!
Pilot | Ship | Points | Promotion |
---|---|---|---|
BaneThunderwolf | Skylab | 488.906 | Petty Officer First Class |
Buckminister | Immaculate Taco | 193.58 | Aviator First Class |
Civitron | Artemis | 505.874 | Chief Petty Officer |
Diva | Incineraider | 316.166 | Petty Officer Second Class |
DreadFlint | Chrome Pony (Bombardier) | 146.523 | Aviator First Class |
Evil Twin | Largactyl | 162.048 | Aviator First Class |
eXceSs | Chrome Pony | 305.109 | Petty Officer Second Class |
hackworth | Roll Bounce | 1501.32 | Lieutenant Commander |
Instigator | Yer Mom | 0 | Pilot |
Joyride | Katana | 135.34 | Aviator First Class |
Kpafun | Ez Raider | 73.1291 | Aviator |
moose | Loki Ducker | 433.077 | Petty Officer First Class |
Nosepicker | Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino | 195.75 | Aviator First Class |
Piranha | Doctor Love | 0 | Pilot |
Quandary | Delirium | 127.885 | Aviator First Class |
Self Destruct | Pale Horse | 329.57 | Petty Officer Second Class |
Seven Of Nine | Compliance | 655.974 | Senior Chief Petty Officer |
Skunk | Cloudbuster | 1131.86 | Ensign |
Stogie | Vindaloo | 624.71 | Senior Chief Petty Officer |
Treekiller | Greed | 356.982 | Petty Officer Second Class |
vomit | Famine | 415.52 | Petty Officer First Class |
Waldo | Annihilation | 0 | Pilot |
WalTor | Singularity | 211.201 | Petty Officer Third Class |
Wombat | Vertigo | 354.308 | Petty Officer Second Class |
yt | Secret Asian SCULly | 443.572 | Petty Officer First Class |
ZyGoat | Hello, KILLY! | 153.71 | Aviator First Class |
Taskforce | Pilot |
---|---|
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Deck Officer | Skunk |
MRC Officer | hackworth |
Navigator | yt |
Tailgunner | Treekiller |
Com-Sat 1 | vomit |
Tool Bag | BaneThunderwolf |
Flat Bag | Nosepicker |
Medi Bag | Kpafun |
Wookiee Bag | Self Destruct |
Ambassador | Instigator |
Chalk Bag | Waldo |
Still Cam | Stogie |
Airlock | eXceSs |
Recycler | Piranha |
Life Support 1 | Buckminister |
Damage Control | BaneThunderwolf |
Mission Reporter | Diva |
Filmer | hackworth |
Food Wrangler | yt |
Division | MAD |
---|---|
Date | 2012.04.07 |
Mission Leader | Skunk |
Mission Size | 26 pilots |
Origin | Fort Tyler |
Destination | Standard Patrol |
Light Years | 10.580 |
G-Well Activity | 0.937 |
Technical Rating | 2.045 |