Status: Success
Operation Summer-ville
Touring the constellations of summerville, stickering as we went. To the newly minted so-called neighborhood of Assembly square, where we enjoyed a new wormhole, observed a new playground, and limbo'ed under the Lego giraffe! Also brutal g-wells. Attempting to procure ice cream molecules and unsavory snacks at Davis, we were met with locked doors and hostile locals. Porter was more receptive to our advances, and food molecules were obtained..
Onward to Alewife, and the other brand-new wormhole back of it, including strange wooden transnebular stretches inhabited by croaking aliens. There XXIII produced a psychedelic alcohol stove with skillet, and made quesadillas and marshmallows for all takers. Metoikos recited at impressive length and with dramatic flourish from Midsummer Night's Dream, and we knighted Snow with Red Squirrel's gigantic flaming pine-scented stick.
Thence to Harvard and Central constellations, where we observed picturesque Earthling behaviors at bar o'clock, and enjoyed pleasant riding. Babymaggots Hambone and Gimlet held up well, and recycled maggots Datamosh and Axolotl continued their path to mastery.
Fleet Admiral Skunk turned in a fine playlist in honor of the solstice, and the indefatigable Wombat kept Summer in continuous motion as mission parameters required. Medals of Chic went to Acehole for his egregious swim trunks, Vomit for her adorable summer-themed ensemble, and Leotard for the one and only exploding planet dress.