SCULimpics 2018: Star City Games

The Starchasers responded to a distress call received via subspace transmission containing a cryptic message. It would appear that the source, the Luna Gallery X was in desperate need of chromasonic juice to fuel their mysterious machinations. Their solution was to host a festival and invite the local colour, as it were, in hopes of generating enough power to elevate the intergalactic posifunkitude and restore balance to the New Bedford System. Of course, the Starchasers were more than happy to oblige this request and did so with resounding success!

Joined by MAD pilot DrClaw, our team set out to erect a satellite deep within the dNB sector. However, shortly following a successful launch, VID Angry Candy suffered a split rear inertial dampening system coupling and had to be flown back to Fort Jonathan for emergency repairs. DA Civitron suggested we reattach the damaged portion of the hull with a tractor beam and continue our mission but the good doctor recommended a more permanent temporary solution. Following a short rendezvous with a sonic screwdriver, AC was once again ready for flight.

Our base established along William Starway, banner flying high, sonic distruptor dish transmitting, and chalkbag deployed, we began our funk-busting posi-assault on the hearts and minds of the unsuspecting civilian populace. Shadowman brought the Shadow Clan with hydrating molecules to share, DrClaw procured a grenade clip from Luna Dunkin Donuts, and Mad Owl and TurboHoney adorned the arena with a holographic replica of the Sol System! It was time to let the games begin!

Eternal glory! That's what awaits the champions of the SCULimpics games... and we were all champions.