They say Abandon All Hope is the first ship in SCUL. Technically speaking Bonzbik predates it - but it doesn't count, since Skunk found the forks in the scrap bin at Merlin Metalworks. He put bondo on the tacked-together forks and gave it a spooky paint job, but somehow these things didn't keep the tacks from braking. While this ship didn't last long, it morped a couple of times into the second oldest active ship in the SCUL fleet - Trez Bonz.
It handled in just the way you'd expect - like a hyperactive wheelbarrow.
