Status: Destroyed

MFB Pure Is Just a Word

Despite its sketchy appearance, MFB Pure Is Just A Word had quite a lot of structural integrity. It's horizontally extended fork allows the torque of the front wheel to be amplified, thus requiring the unfortunate pilot to constantly wrestle with the handlebars. Interestingly, the fork also seems to act as a windsock of sorts, as it wants to flap around wildly when hit with oncoming winds at high speeds. The result is that the pilots arms will soon become fatigued, thus requiring fuel infusion in the form of Moxie. MFB Pure Is Just A Word's high difficulty rating is due to the fact is tends to break down (it's been on several unofficial missions) every three light years or so.
MFB Pure Is Just A Word was constructed by Pikachu with parts and name supplied by Sponge, both of SCUL's baby sister organization, the Social Pleasure and Interaction Team (SPIT) of the lower quadrant of Galaxy ME. Being the first ship ever constructed by any SPIT member, it hold a special place in the cold hearts of these suburban bicycle guerrillas.
Last report from SPIT to MAD SCUL informed us that MFB Pure Is Just A Word was destroyed by a careless pilot error of a punk rocker under the influence of unidentified alcohol molecules, in a maneuver that rammed the bow into the rear end of a docked transport. This is not a confirmed report, and MFB Pure Is Just A Word will keep its ROUGE status until it is a conformed destroyed vessel.


Light Years72.4
Thrust Rating4.512
Handling Rating2.003
Difficulty Rating8.411
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief Engineer
Christened on2001.07.22
Navi Retro
Primary Retro


2001.07.22   Intergalactic Kittery Pikachu