Status: Posi
USB Pestilence
That teeny navi thruster makes USB Pestilence the ultimate derby weapon. It can turn on a dime and accelerate quick like a bunny. One of the most heavily abused destroyer class vessels of the USB fleet, the fork was not actually welded, but rather pressed into place with a twelve ton hydraulic jack - when the tubes were squeezing together, there were a lot of little 'pop' sounds followed by tiny clouds of rust. That was over two decades ago, and there's no sign of anything separating.
USB Pestilence is one of the 'Four Choppers of the Apocalypse'.