Status: Success



Mission Objectives

  • Patrol the Honk parade route
  • Locate a place that serves hot chocolate
  • HONK!

Mission Summary

Seven pilots saddle up for this wet ass mission
Radiation comin in for this wet ass mission
Honk is on, gotta ride on this wet ass mission
Gonna scout tomorrow's route on this wet ass mission

Hot tub Founder day mission got scrubbed
Lordmcfuzz got too much chopper love
Gotta fly local ops
Probly get soggy socks
Hot chocolate we gonna find it
Megaton moisture we aint a mind it
Harvard students all screamin
Davis Square we ice creamin

Dr Claw navigated on this wet ass mission
Kilo3 brought cookies for this wet ass mission
We got wheat thins in the fort before this wet ass mission
Brought a zombie flamingo to this wet ass mission

Wear a coat you'll sweat
Rain pants you gonna melt
Weather like boil in bag
Fleet morale never sag
Abracadaver crank fallin off her
Nutsack saving Tard with a washer
Swamp Thing got a flat on some glass
Pumping plasma we fix it fast

Pastry Queen sneakin up on this wet ass mission
Huckleberry and 2lucky found this wet ass mission
Vomit yelled OMG at this wet ass mission
Food all laughin at this wet ass mission
Flyin casual back home from this wet ass mission
Chop chop chop this wet ass mission
Radiation pour down after this wet ass mission
Honk parade tomorrow from this wet ass mission.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dead Bride Albatross 270.305   Lieutenant Commander
DrClaw Saint Christopher 674.074  
Kilo3 Swamp Thing 320.295   Captain
Leotard Abracadaver 814.258   Chief Petty Officer
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 1009.81  
Patent Pending Centvrion 254.112  
Punchy Yer Mom 273.44  
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Leotard
Gate Attendant Leotard
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner Leotard
Emblem Designer Lordmcfuzz
Com-Sat 1 Kilo3
Tool Bag Punchy
Flat Bag Patent Pending
Medi Bag Leotard
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Ambassador Dead Bride
Still Cam Lordmcfuzz
Airlock DrClaw
Life Support 1 Dead Bride
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Leotard
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 7 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
Light Years9.500
G-Well Activity0.509
Technical Rating2.134