Cadet

Patent Pending

Enlistment Date2023.04.29
Missions4
Total Light Years55.48

Patent Pending was once a good idea before the lawyers came around. Now he is cursed to come up with perpetually dumber ideas until he discovers something truly novel.

Taskforce

Tool Bag1
Flat Bag2
Wookiee Bag1
Still Cam2
Mission Debriefer1

Accolades

Waves
1
Cups
1
Shields
1

Recruitment

Hosted ByLordmcfuzz
Enlistment Date2023.04.29

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2023.06.03 MAD SCUL Day 27: Pamper The Parrot Centvrion
2023.05.27 MAD Good Morning, Good Morning! Doctor Love
2023.05.21 MAD FroYo SUNDAE Sunday sundae Anger
2023.05.06 MAD ChatGPT SNAFU Anger
2023.04.29 MAD Bathtime For Bureaucrats Pig Champion