Status: Success


Myspace Your TikTok

Mission Objectives

  • What is Scul thinking or doing? (status updates)
  • Visit top 8 locations
  • Perform A popular dance
  • Capture 3 different photo trends including a bathroom mirror selfie

Mission Summary

A temporal disturbance detected in fort airspace sent 13 pilots in a timewarp back to Earth Year 2003, back to the days when MySpace was king of the interweb. Dr.Claw led the fleet on a speedy route down to the Dorchester System for a quick visit to the Mighty Pear, before making final landfall on Castle Island. Lordmcfuzz got zonked from a little tooo much of Grog's magic moktar, while other pilots took the opportunity to chill in the cool nebular air to the not-so-smooth jams of the social network known as TikTok.

After choosing their top 8 locations and accepting Tom Anderson’s friend request, the objectives of this mission were met with success:

Status updates were published randomly throughout the flight:
“Summer was not made for hills” #KudosZiqqurat
“I never had a Myspace” #NoOne #ExceptMeownderthal #Kinda
“Pears are an underrated fruit” #NoCap #NoChalkEither
He can’t stand, but he can bike! #McFuzzy #GrogStrong

En route to Castle Island, Dr.Claw led the fleet to our favorite locations in the galaxy. His expert deciphering of script, symbols, and sketches led us past MIT’s sculptures, across lightyears and lightyears of Mass Ave, to a brass pear where photo challenge number one and two took place to the jingle of #SELFIE. #SororityPose #SelfieSummerTimeSaddness. A flash mob of Harlem Shakers began a competition with Gangnam style for the galaxy’s most viral moves and the pilots had to pack their 7/11 fuel for their next stops at M Street Beach and Castle Island. Banana Chips, spicy mangos, and starbursts helped revive a #NotDoingGreat LordMcFuzz while pilots flew sans uniform. On the return flight to the fort, BaneThunderwolf’s mid-flight plank challenge on Bieber Fever wrapped up the photo challenge and received 7,937,028 likes.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1217.04   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Dead Bride Albatross 519.644   Petty Officer Second Class
DrClaw Skywarp 758.47   Captain
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 367.33  
Grog Crowley 575.707   Chief Petty Officer
Kilo3 Swamp Thing 607.364   Petty Officer Third Class
Leotard Hippogriff 424.822   Aviator First Class
Lordmcfuzz The Traveler 1402.42   Commodore
Meownderthal Krypteau Abyssmaul 388.973   Petty Officer Third Class
Patent Pending Centvrion 302.263   Aviator First Class
Scubado Yer Mom 0  
Wombat Catastrophe 557.031   Ensign
Ziqqurat Summer 411.804   Petty Officer First Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Gate Attendant Leotard
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 Kilo3
Com-Sat 2 Grog
Tool Bag Patent Pending
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Meownderthal
Wookiee Bag Dead Bride
Ambassador Ziqqurat
Chalk Bag Grog
Still Cam Lordmcfuzz
Airlock Leotard
Life Support 1 Dead Bride
Life Support 2 Leotard
Life Support 3 eXceSs
Mission Pinner Kilo3
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Scubado
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Cleaner Scubado
Print Jockey Lordmcfuzz
Life Support Synthesis Lordmcfuzz
Wingmate 01 Lordmcfuzz

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderLordmcfuzz
Mission Size 13 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationYour cringy past
Light Years21.400
G-Well Activity1.764
Technical Rating2.125