Status: Success


Hallowheels '23

Mission Objectives

  • you and/or your ship should be in costume
  • ride together about 12 miles at an easy-does-it pace
  • stop for snax & sweet, sweet candy
  • dance party in the streets

Mission Summary

A whopping 30 pilots, maggots, and guests assembled on the launchpad this unseasonably warm Hallowheels evening for an early launch to bring seasonal joy to the populous. Navigator Cosima engaged in several tight loops of the Luna Star parking lot before guiding us to the pump track to pick up any civilian interlopers. There was one (1). Guests Cotangent dressed as a Santa Claus and Sailor Moon dressed as -- you guessed it -- Sailor Moon. We took the long way to Davis via wormholes and backroads through Watertown, Belmont, and Cambridge. While orbiting a particularly busy blackhole in the Belmont System, a growing queue of transports miraculously did not sound their sonic disruption. Ice cream molecules were obtained from Luna J.P. Licks in the Davis Constellation before we set course for the Cambridge Common, where Excess (finally) knighted Palm Tree. Spirits were still high, so we decided to press on to jungle jim tucked in behind the Galleria, only to discover that it had been demolished (the shame), so we adjusted course to the North Point playground, where pilots danced and took a group picture. With all objectives complete, we headed back to base where mission success was declared.

Ace Hole - Lobster Armored Warrior
Bane Thunderwolf - Circus strongman
Cosima - Ms. Frizzle
Cotangent - Santa Claus
Dead Bride - GLX laborer
Diva - Peapod
Dr.Claw - Proctologist
Excess - Optimus Prime bobblehead
Grog - Retired bike mechanic
Kilo3 - Scale armor and radio aesthetic
Leotard - Shiny Umbreon
Lordmcfuzz - Sexy X-Wing pilot
Meownderthal - Skeleton with skeleton copilot
Nosepicker - Crocodile
Palm Tree - Bellerophon, ship as Pegasus
Patent Pending - Separoth
Punchy - Sexy Duolingo Owl
Rad Max - Feral demon
Sailor Moon - Sailor Moon
Skunk - un-Deadmaus
Snow - Melting cheese mouse
Tango - Princess (Diaries?) with skeleton bombardier
Threespeed + Ms.Moon - Barbenheimer
Truck Stop - Dancing skin Wario
Vomit - Lightning bug
Wombat - Overpriced bottle of Sriracha
YoMamma - Wednesday Addams
Ziqqurat - Dead mall food court

* Medals of Chic to Tango, Excess, Truck Stop
* Medal of Diplomat to Excess
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 190.121   Petty Officer Second Class
BaneThunderwolf Trinity 485.662   Admiral
Cosima Vespira 759.214   Admiral
Dead Bride Albatross 353.057  
Diva Toxic Waste 363.944   Commander
DrClaw Skywarp 318.717  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 295.809   Master Chief Petty Officer
Grog Krypteau Abyssmaul 208.757   Ensign
Kilo3 Swamp Thing 527.578   Commodore
Leotard Hippogriff 246.882  
Lordmcfuzz Pale Horse 352.423  
Meownderthal Barbie Schmurda 509.345   Lieutenant Commander
MsMoon Strangelove (Bombardier) 129.694  
Nosepicker Civilian Ship 38.0242  
PalmTree Bieber Fever 484.309   Aviator
Patent Pending Life Alert 118.684  
Punchy Compliance 902.335   Captain
RadMax Rapscallion 301.632   Aviator
Skunk Syntax Error 257.646  
Snow Deep Blue Dream 58.862  
Tango Boy With Apple 0  
Threespeed Strangelove 136.628  
Truck Stop Civilian Ship 38.0242  
vomit Jan Brady 183.648  
Wombat Catastrophe 462.491  
YoMomma Doctor Love 0  
Ziqqurat Traffic Control Device 252.153  
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Taskforce Pilot
Wingmate 1 eXceSs
Wingmate 2 PalmTree
Wingmate 3 Lordmcfuzz
Wingmate 4 DrClaw
Mission Leader Skunk
Deck Officer Punchy
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator Cosima
Tailgunner Punchy
Emblem Designer Skunk
Com-Sat 1 Grog
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Com-Sat 3 Kilo3
Tool Bag MsMoon
Flat Bag Meownderthal
Medi Bag PalmTree
Wookiee Bag PalmTree
Ambassador Grog
Chalk Bag Diva
Still Cam DrClaw
Airlock DrClaw
Life Support 1 Skunk
Life Support 2 BaneThunderwolf
Life Support 3 Dead Bride
Life Support 4 Leotard
Mission Pinner Leotard
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Reporter Lordmcfuzz
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Meownderthal

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 27 pilots
OriginFort Antwerp
DestinationA big happy group ride
Light Years17.215
G-Well Activity2.276
Technical Rating1.318