Status: Damaged

MOD Darkendank


This ship has skeleton hands for forks! One of the more artsy
choppers in SCUL. A fun ship to ride even if you don't notice the skeleton hands.

In its original form including homemade puffy banana (aka "codpiece") seat, and iron-patio-furniture sissybar, it garnered the George Clinton seal-of-approval.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationFighter
Missions179
Light Years2472.176
Thrust Rating6.221
Handling Rating6.341
Difficulty Rating4.102
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerHazMat
BuilderHazMat
WelderHazMat
Origin
Christened on1999.07.25
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2024.06.22   I Can Speak French Very Loud Tango
2024.06.08   Recon Mission Echo Niner Zero Tango
2023.04.01   Fools' Folly Flights: Alphamission '23 Wombat
2021.07.24   Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Everest
2019.08.31   Quest For Dark Matter Everest
2019.08.24   Riot Grrrlz In Space Leotard
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games TUFF N TINY
2019.06.08   The Sampler Wombat
2019.04.27   Pullin' G's BaneThunderwolf
2019.04.13   Black Hole Leotard
2017.05.13   Let's Be Evil Wombat
2016.07.30   Pretty Princess RadMax
2016.05.21   Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET BaneThunderwolf
2016.04.16   The Friendly Skies Dead Bride
2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Taco
2015.11.07   Omegamission 2015 Taco
2015.10.03   Skunk Day '15 Taco
2015.09.05   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Dead Bride
2015.08.08   Take 'er Easy BaneThunderwolf
2015.06.27   Yellow SCULmarine Dead Bride
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Amethyst
2015.05.30   StarBuck Rojerthat Dead Bride
2015.05.16   Show and Tell BaneThunderwolf
2015.05.02   String Theory Cortana
2015.04.04   Alfalfa Mission '15 Deadblow
2014.11.01   Halloweeeels '14 Everest
2014.10.25   Winter? SCULimpics '14 BaneThunderwolf
2014.10.18   Steam Release BaneThunderwolf
2014.10.04   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back BaneThunderwolf
2013.09.14   Funky Mummy Bleeder
2013.08.24   15 Minutes to Fabulous Pleasure
2013.08.17   Buzz Kill Nosepicker
2013.07.13   Stifie's Chooper Gang Nosepicker
2013.04.27   Hot Potato Nosepicker
2013.04.20   Defusion DreadFlint
2013.04.06   Alpacamission '13 Nosepicker
2012.11.03   Novemberiffic Omegamission Thalo
2012.08.25   For Tinman Nosepicker
2012.08.18   Flight of the Bumblebee Nosepicker
2012.08.11   Shabadoonicorn Nosepicker
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Nosepicker
2012.07.14   Aurora SCULealis Nosepicker
2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle Bendy
2011.10.15   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Spark
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft pecan
2011.08.13   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Wombat
2011.08.06   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) metoikos
2011.07.30   Fashion Show metoikos
2011.07.23   Gong Swimmin' metoikos
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea Sprocket
2011.05.07   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Mme Butterfly
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake Nosepicker
2011.04.23   Shelter From The Storm Seven Of Nine
2011.04.16   To The Finish Axeman
2010.10.30   Omegamission Hallowheels Vesper
2010.10.16   Mega Ride ZyGoat
2010.06.26   T.R.O.N. Yarko
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Nosepicker
2009.10.31   Hallowheels 2009 Raven
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Raven
2009.10.17   No Dis-integration Raven
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 yt
2009.08.01   Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) pecan
2009.07.25   Soggy Bottom pecan
2009.07.18   Peeecamatic: Pechanical pecan
2009.06.27   Fallen Heroes pecan
2009.06.06   You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long pecan
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier Thalo
2009.04.04   Aplhamission Feet
2008.11.01   Hallowheels 2008 Bubo
2008.10.18   Downtown pecan
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Socket
2008.10.04   Skunk Day pecan
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Sniffles
2008.07.26   It's Hard to Be a Princess Nosepicker
2008.07.12   Balls in Spaaaaaaace ld50
2008.07.05   Waltor Day Carnival swass
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Socket
2008.06.14   Kick It Like Vomit Nosepicker
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 Yarko
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' FlyBot
2008.05.10   Mixtape Doofladji
2008.04.26   Merit Badge FlyBot
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Dishpan
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed Percentin
2008.04.05   AlphaMissle 08 Sniffles
2007.10.27   Omegamission Dishpan
2007.10.20   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Dishpan
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! GRIMLOCKE
2007.08.04   Radiation Treatment GRIMLOCKE
2007.07.28   Hapto Day GRIMLOCKE
2007.07.15   WalTor Day Diva
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Bubo
2007.06.23   Fresh (Pond) Air Bubo
2007.06.15   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Diva
2007.06.02   SCUL Day 2007 Spruce
2007.05.26   Rotwang Day Scurvy
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Iscariot
2007.04.21   Down By The Old Mill Stream... Rubbish
2007.04.07   ALPHA 007 Triumphus
2006.10.21   Whistle While You Twerk Starving
2006.10.14   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Iscariot
2006.10.07   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Iscariot
2006.09.30   Bovine Bonanza Iscariot
2006.09.23   We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Captain Underpants
2006.09.09   Homecoming Queen Feet
2006.09.02   Forced Acceptance Iscariot
2006.08.26   Freshmaker Iscariot
2006.08.19   NoWay Day Adventure Iscariot
2006.08.12   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Iscariot
2006.08.05   Swing Set (Diva Day) Iscariot
2006.07.15   SCULimpics 2006 Asterix
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 GRIMLOCKE
2006.06.03   SCUL Day 2006 Captain Underpants
2006.05.27   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Iscariot
2006.05.20   Crack Day Of Awesome Iscariot
2006.05.14   Dude - You're Getting A Deluge! GRIMLOCKE
2005.10.30   Hallowheels05 Iscariot
2005.10.22   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum Iscariot
2005.10.15   Radiation Scattering Iscariot
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Nosepicker
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Rubbish
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Eureka
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Poodle Sxirt
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Tobasco
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day dillweed
2005.07.30   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Pass O Guava
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day NotReady
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Eureka
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Ricky Repardo
2005.06.25   LowKey Slug
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Itch
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Kaibosch
2005.05.28   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Mental Simon
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Sweetums
2005.05.07   Iron Pouring Mental Simon
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Tight Pants
2005.04.09   Beta Missssion 05 Wrench
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Treehugger
2004.10.30   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Jester
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Roust-A-Bout
2004.10.16   Jump Start Sweetums
2004.10.09   Skunk Day 04 RoadRash
2004.10.02   Old School Treehugger
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) SireLouse
2004.06.12   Studio 53 RoadRash
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Frogger
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Bird
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Plankton
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Dirt
2004.05.01   ShortAnd Sweet Trex
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop DeCaf
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Frenchy
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 The Feminist
2003.11.01   Hallowheels 03 Oppo
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville PainBunny
2003.10.04   Skunk Day 03 LoJack
2003.09.13   Port Foint Rabad
2003.08.23   Don't Tell Mom Dopey
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Smasher
2003.08.09   Large Melon Threespeed
2003.08.02   Storm The Castle Zappa
2003.06.14   Double Distress Call NoWay
2003.05.31   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' NoWay
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town Slow
2003.04.05   AlphaMission NoWay
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 Pikachu
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial HazMat
2002.07.20   Wharf Rat NoWay
2002.05.11   Shakes Rattle & Roll Flama
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark Super Collider
2002.04.06   Alphamission 02 BarFly
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane NoWay
2001.06.24   Square Ride NoWay
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum LoJack
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 NoWay
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 NoWay
1999.11.02   Alpah-Hallowheels: Episode 1999 NoWay
1999.07.25   Short Butt Sweet NoWay