Status: Success


Penultimate Radiation Conundrum

There was a veritable abundance of radiation poisioning, so much so that all pilots present now glow in the dark. After stopping off to raid the local reactor for fuel molecules, the mission headed to Fort Broadway - where under the leadership of navigator Snarly, the pilots proceeded to get drunk consume said fuel molecules in the graciously provided and scrumptously scented abode of pilots Sammo, El Dude, and Mosquito (those pilots who generally choose not to consume fuel molecules, as well as those who were unable to procure sufficient molecules, enjoyed the conversation and radiation-free ambiance nonetheless). One Mr. Johnny Payphone of Rat Patrol (Chicago) attended as a maggot, pilot Pengo attempted to lure the mission to his space station'ice fortress of solitude' [so says pilot Mars] without success, and the 21 pilots in attendance proved their general hardcore-ness by even contemplating venturing out into the generalized Suck that is the Somerville System at this particular moment [er, actually, at most recent moments].

Additionally, pilot Crumpet ended up typing the mission summary - demonstrating to all that she really cannot spell for shite. ;P
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Captain Underpants Yer Mom 73.98  
Crumpet Trez Bonz 585.784   Admiral
Dreamer Annihilation 111.019  
Eureka Abandon All Hope 123.106  
Evil Twin Sweetcheeks 76.2459  
Iscariot Darkendank 259.143   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Johnny Pickup Styx 285.586   Petty Officer Third Class
Mars Visa 508.882  
moose Loki Ducker 84.393  
Mosquito Pale Horse 43.2005   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Nameless Catastrophe 180.294  
Nosepicker Large Marge 73.98   Admiral
Oppo Skittles 56.4883  
Samurai Geisha 74.2512  
Smog Monster Spooky Pirate 86.1116  
Snarly Summer 181.081  
Threespeed DexionDestroyer 397.373  
Turbo Pestilence 50.7962   Aviator
Wampa Doctor Love 88.4384   Petty Officer Third Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Navigator Snarly
Tool Bag Threespeed
Life Support 1 Nameless
Mission Reporter Crumpet
Filmer Crumpet

Mission Parameters

Mission Size 19 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationSomeplace Sammo-dry
Light Years5.264
G-Well Activity2.836
Technical Rating1.432