Status: Posi

USB Annihilation

One day WalTor came to SCUL, back when it the Fort was nothing but a disorganized mess in half a basement and a garage, bringing a curvy orange sparkly cruiser hull. Skunk fell in love and WalTor gave it to him. Skunk had bought another ship just for the cruiser tank, and sapped it over to this new orange hull.

The original fork for this ship was donated by Crusty - he said "this fork's messed up but it should bother you anyway". It turned out that it was messed up in the best way - this ship had just the right rake a trail to make it really carve through space. However the fork didn't last and a new one needed to me made - with the exact same specs, except a few inches longer, just because.

The ears on the forks were a bit of a fun romp - the steel that needed to be coped to the fork legs needed to be a certain length in order to fit in the jig. Skunk indented to cut them short but decided it was more interesting the way it was.

In the sophomoric days of SCUL we loved to ride choppers down the stairs: it was scary, but choppers feel like civi ships when you point them down like that. Bouncy civi ships, anyway. Of course no one like to pick their teeth up with broken fingers, so we stopped taking chances before anyone had to. But USB Annihilation was really good at it.


Light Years3641.086
Thrust Rating4.1
Handling Rating3.12
Difficulty Rating8.02
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief Engineer
OriginBike Doctor
Christened on1999.09.25
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary Retro


2023.05.27   Good Morning, Good Morning! Henway
2023.05.06   ChatGPT SNAFU Starout
2022.07.16   Dip Your Toes In Natas
2021.07.24   Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Enigma
2021.04.10   Semi-official Beta Spectacular Wombat
2019.11.02   Hallowheels 19 Octopus
2019.09.28   Princess Bride Crow Magnumb
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games Natas
2018.06.23   Tell and Show Lordmcfuzz
2018.04.07   Alohamission 2018 Shepherd
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Taco
2017.10.07   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Beetle Juice
2016.09.17   Peter Pan - Return of the Lost Boys beezwax
2016.08.27   Slingshot Nebulae Beetle Juice
2016.07.09   Red Light Hustle Proteus
2016.07.02   There Will Be Fireworks Beetle Juice
2016.06.04   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Bacchus
2016.05.14   Do The Worm BaneThunderwolf
2016.05.07   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Taco
2016.04.16   The Friendly Skies Lordmcfuzz
2015.11.07   Omegamission 2015 Bacchus
2015.10.31   Hallowheels 2015 DreadFlint
2015.08.08   Take 'er Easy Natas
2015.07.18   Hot Shot Bacchus
2015.07.04   Spindependence AceHole
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Peanut Butter
2015.05.16   Show and Tell DreadFlint
2015.04.25   Chop Your Own Adventure Dreamer
2014.09.06   Radiation Worship Wombat
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 Evil Twin
2013.09.14   Funky Mummy Zappa
2012.10.27   Hallowheels 2012 Civitron
2012.09.22   Where Is Wombat? BaneThunderwolf
2012.09.01   Night of the Living U-Hauls Civitron
2012.08.25   For Tinman bt
2012.08.11   Shabadoonicorn Triumphus
2012.08.04   No Matter What Kpafun
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Pretzel
2012.06.30   One Wet Pilot BaneThunderwolf
2012.06.23   Chopra vs. Godzilla BaneThunderwolf
2012.06.09   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? BaneThunderwolf
2012.05.19   Disco Diva Dance Party BaneThunderwolf
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition Self Destruct
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! Waldo
2011.12.31   Cranks for the Memories Kpafun
2011.10.29   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Kpafun
2011.10.22   Bells Angels Kpafun
2011.09.17   Weird Bumps Kpafun
2011.09.03   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Kpafun
2011.08.27   Hurricane Shmurricane DrClaw
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft Self Destruct
2011.08.06   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Civitron
2011.04.02   Alphamission Episode 2011 DrClaw
2010.10.30   Omegamission Hallowheels Civitron
2010.10.23   Shiny Metals DrClaw
2010.10.09   Skunk Day Episode 2010 Civitron
2010.09.18   SCULimpics Night Games Wombat
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Slaphappy
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Quandary
2010.06.26   T.R.O.N. Plasmonster
2010.06.12   Earth Girls are Easy Dozer
2010.05.29   Gelatinous Cube Buckminister
2010.05.22   Secret Places Plasmonster
2010.05.15   Standard Ops To JP System Quandary
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Visigoth
2010.04.10   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Plasmonster
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Quandary
2009.10.24   Pruny Hands on Film Pretzel
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 SayAgain
2009.09.26   Snobs 'N' Wigs Buckminister
2009.09.05   Stormin' the Castle Appleseed
2009.05.23   Beach 'n' Heat Quandary
2009.05.08   Live Long and Phosphor Dozer
2009.05.02   Art Like a Fart Quandary
2009.04.25   Space, the Final Funtier Quandary
2009.04.04   Aplhamission Quandary
2008.10.18   Downtown Visigoth
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Buckminister
2008.10.04   Skunk Day Quandary
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Buckminister
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire Evil Twin
2008.06.28   S'more In Store Mosquito
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Nameless
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 NoWay
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' Kamikaze
2008.05.10   Mixtape Nameless
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Meatball Mulligan
2007.07.28   Hapto Day Leotard
2007.07.15   WalTor Day eHawk
2007.06.23   Fresh (Pond) Air eHawk
2007.05.26   Rotwang Day Roadkill
2007.04.07   ALPHA 007 Crumpet
2006.10.21   Whistle While You Twerk Secret Chief
2006.10.07   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Crumpet
2006.09.30   Bovine Bonanza Nixie
2006.09.23   We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Crumpet
2006.09.09   Homecoming Queen Nosepicker
2006.08.19   NoWay Day Adventure Nameless
2006.08.12   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Evil Twin
2006.08.05   Swing Set (Diva Day) Crumpet
2006.07.29   Subconscious Party Shakes
2006.07.22   Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Veal
2006.07.15   SCULimpics 2006 Dreamer
2006.07.08   Waltor Day 2006 Zotz
2006.07.01   First of July Masokist
2006.06.24   June Oh Ween Mosquito
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 Meatball Mulligan
2006.06.10   Rumble In Somerville Secret Chief
2006.05.20   Crack Day Of Awesome Evil Twin
2006.05.14   Dude - You're Getting A Deluge! Mosquito
2006.05.06   Alphamission 06 Dreamer
2005.10.30   Hallowheels05 Dreamer
2005.10.22   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum Dreamer
2005.10.15   Radiation Scattering Vegetable
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Evil Twin
2005.09.24   Isla Castilia Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Brewer
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Brewer
2005.08.20   Egg Toss Dreamer
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.07.30   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Evil Twin
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Blockhead Buri Bukh
2005.07.16   Post SCULimpics Crumpet
2005.07.09   One Bike To Rule Them All Onath
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Brewer
2005.06.25   LowKey Mosquito
2005.06.25   LowKey Mental Simon
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Hapto
2005.05.07   Iron Pouring Kaibosch
2005.04.30   Nothing But Strong Onath
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Nameless
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Shakes
2005.04.09   Beta Missssion 05 Nameless
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Pikachu
2004.10.30   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Mosquito
2004.10.16   Jump Start beezwax
2004.10.09   Skunk Day 04 Twitch
2004.09.25   Axis of Elvis Phooka
2004.09.18   Broken Pickle beezwax
2004.09.11   College Rock Mosquito
2004.09.05   Southern Exposure (Century 04) Phooka
2004.08.28   Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Natas
2004.08.14   NoWay No-Show Vegetable
2004.07.31   Tour De Nosepicker Threespeed
2004.07.24   Naked Keg Party Brewer
2004.07.17   SCULimpics 2004 Tarantula
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) beezwax
2004.07.03   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Concarne
2004.06.26   FireFlies The Church
2004.06.19   I Dunno (vomit day) Tarantula
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Mosquito
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Onath
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Shakes
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Shakes
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Nameless
2004.05.01   ShortAnd Sweet Phooka
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo The Freek
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop ktron
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Rotwang
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Nosepicker
2003.06.07   Expect To See Dawn NoWay
2003.05.31   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' Dr HeadCrash
2003.05.24   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway Rotwang
2003.05.10   Get Outta Town Shakes
2003.05.03   Back In The Saddle Twisted Mike
2003.04.26   Come Or Go Rotwang
2003.04.19   MegaSeth Day Smasher
2003.04.05   AlphaMission Danger Mouse
2002.11.02   Hallowheels Rahji
2002.10.26   Last Dance Rotwang
2002.10.19   Take The Canoli Vegetable
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed Rotwang
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 Vegetable
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial NoWay
2002.09.14   Stickem Up Danger Mouse
2002.08.31   Century Meets U-hell NoWay
2002.08.25   Muppets Take Manhattan NoWay
2002.08.17   NoWay Day 2002 LoJack
2002.08.04   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return NoWay
2002.08.02   Intergalaxative Rode Onland NoWay
2002.07.27   Three Hour Tour NoWay
2002.07.13   The Quickenin' NoWay
2002.07.06   Submersion BarFly
2002.06.29   Field Trip NoWay
2002.06.08   ShouldaBeenThere MoneyShot
2002.06.01   SCUL Day 2002 NoWay
2002.05.18   Crack Day Flasher
2002.05.11   Shakes Rattle & Roll Shakes
2002.05.04   RoughService Flasher
2002.04.27   Derby World Flasher
2002.04.20   Fresh Pond Chat Flasher
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark Danger Mouse
2002.04.06   Alphamission 02 NoWay
2001.10.27   Hallowheels 01 NoWay
2001.10.20   Triple Derby Rumblefish
2001.09.29   Storytime NoWay
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown Danger Mouse
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane Shakes
2001.08.25   Catostrophic Failure PitStink
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games Lashotka
2001.08.11   Film Noir LoJack
2001.07.14   Narrow Passage NoWay
2001.07.07   WalTor Day MegaTron
2001.07.01   Super Heavy Radiation MegaTron
2001.06.24   Square Ride Rumblefish
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum Rumblefish
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream Maddog
2001.05.12   Shake Yer Booty Shakes
2001.04.28   Get Lost Shakes
2001.04.21   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! NoWay
2001.04.14   Constant Groovin' NoWay
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 NoWay
2001.01.01   Bunker Chill Flasher
2000.10.16   Car Free Day Smash
2000.10.01   Close-Up And Personal NoWay
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows NoWay
2000.08.19   Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour Flasher
2000.08.13   Good Buy Money Smash
2000.08.12   It Was Working When We Left Flasher
2000.08.06   Mindy Milky NoWay
2000.07.22   Seige This Flasher
2000.07.20   Art Beating grendel
2000.07.15   Slummerville Smash
2000.06.28   Pain 5 Flasher
2000.06.10   DBD BBQ grendel
2000.06.04   Siege The Castle Shady
2000.05.20   19 Pilots NoWay
2000.05.06   Wake Up The Dead Nails
2000.04.23   Wet and Dense Gropo
2000.04.16   Fudley Dudley Flasher
2000.04.09   Proving Ground Scratch
2000.04.01   April Fools Flasher
1999.12.31   Y2K Buggin Skunk
1999.11.02   Alpah-Hallowheels: Episode 1999 Skunk
1999.10.24   Drunken Colony Attack Skunk
1999.10.17   Drunken Colony Attack Skunk
1999.10.10   Fresh Fodder For The Derbies Skunk
1999.10.02   Phat Red Line Skunk
1999.09.26   Double Derby Skunk
1999.09.25   Silver Scream Lone Wulfe