Status: Success


Jump Start

Mission Objectives

answer distress call
complete full booty shakedown
rescue Snarly's dead transport in Allston

Mission Summary

This is the mission where we intercepted a level four "renegade sound system" distress call transmitting from the Union Constellation. We triangulated coordinates all Super-Friends-style and homed in on their location, less than a light year away. There were about one hunderd civilains in distress, but rescue was already under way and our assistance only enhanched the progress. A massive sonic disruptor array was in FULL EFFECT! Booty bodies shakin to the beat! Supre pozzee! Thinking quickly, Beezwax and Nameless removed their spacesuits. Skunk joined in. Full groove ahead! Groove factor six! Phooka was following suit when the rental STs kindly asked us to "knock it off". We complied.

From there we set course to the Allston System where Snarly had his transport adrift. He requested a jump start from the USB Catastrophe. Unfortunately an upper primary thruster leak and an UNDERSTOCKED TOOL BAG and an UNDERSTOCKED FLAT BAG prevented us from completing the second leg of the mission. FOR SHAME! Hopefully next mission Drunkle and Treehugger will read the job descriptions a bit more carefully.

In any case the planet's temperature was dropping quickly, so emergency repairs were made to the SKP BonnieAndClyde, and we returned to base, after rendez-vousing with lost luggage accidentally left adrift at one of the crash landing sights.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Pleasant Buzz 152.494  
beezwax Annihilation 250.196  
Bird Spooky Pirate 108.174  
Blipblipbeep Swamp Thing 116.657  
Dirt Pale Horse 67.7819  
Diva Incineraider 251.396  
Drunkle Devastation 59.5153  
Fox Glove Mjollnir 128.001   Aviator First Class
Frog Ez Raider 61.2455   Petty Officer First Class
Kiku Pickup Styx 180.764   Aviator First Class
Luna Kahuna Sloth 55.2503   Master Chief Petty Officer
moose Loki Ducker 248.526  
Mosquito War 114.25  
Nameless Slag 201.116  
Nosepicker Abandon All Hope 152.468  
Onath Bonnie & Clyde 203.975  
Phooka Holly Go Go Lightly 117.473  
Prince Al Circus Peanut 86.5082   Aviator
Rotwang Summer 162.994  
Roust-A-Bout Famine 62.2973   Aviator
Samurai Ooh La La 60.1116  
Scurvy Trez Bonz 101.718   Lieutenant
Skunk Catastrophe 624.893  
Snarly Water 125.099  
Starscream Hell on Wheels 178.015  
Sweetums Darkendank 133.596  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 845.433  
Treehugger Greed 308.287   Lieutenant Commander
Twitch Delirium 84.419   Ensign
Zoom Sakura 161.887   Aviator First Class
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Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Skunk
Navigator Snarly
Tailgunner Appleseed
Tool Bag Threespeed
Flat Bag Drunkle
Still Cam Starscream
Life Support 1 Skunk
Filmer Diva

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderSkunk
Mission Size 30 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Destinationsound system
Light Years6.790
G-Well Activity1.422
Technical Rating2.601